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Please allow me to introduce myself you can call me Satan, the Adversary, Samael, Iblis, Diablo, Lucifer, or Steve. I’m the all seeing, all knowing Master of Time, Space and Dimension. 🔥😈🔥 I do not shitpost. I shiteposte because I’m classy like that.
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youtube.com/watch?v=5JVp... She’s an anaconda

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youtube.com/watch?v=_Dez... For anyone who wants to know why I stopped touring and starting farm it all out to my imps.

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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and that’s why there’s so many damn potholes. What was I thinking, I must have been off my tits that day

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Remember, no good deed goes unpunished, but a lot of shitty deeds get a pass

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Always play the odds

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This is an outrageous, just trying to do their job

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Are these the same companies that moved their manufacturing overseas to save money on labor?

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And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

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We feel We must address this. The fact the Hell was not subjected to a tariff does not mean We made a deal with the Fuckmuppet. We have both of his parents and can make things much worse for them, so here we are

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🤪😜😂

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I know 2025's bingo card is already a flaming mess, but just noting I didn't have "Liam Neeson upskirt panty shot" on my 2025 bingo card. The wee little wry OJ Simpson gag got me, too.

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