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i met bill kristol once on a walk except it wasn’t bill kristol it was a weird little planter that had his exact face and giant feet

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hopping off camera to cry at the office during a meeting, a time honored tradition

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the second trump administration has my skin acting like it’s the second bush administration

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look at these beautiful little illustrations i found on the title page of a tome from the 60s on the aquatic insects of california

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probably fine, yeah? probably cool to undo 50 years of environmental policy all at once, yeah?

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the children long for the Vines

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i found my old felt and leather slippers that had been missing for months under my wife’s side of the bed, and the sight of them, all flattened and misshapen from having had something heavy on top of them, made me feel horror like i found a prisoner that had been thrown in a dungeon and kept secret

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i mean i’d probably do the same thing if i came across a car this sexy

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I started writing this and then I realized it didn’t have to go any further than the first line

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i started a new bg3 campaign but it bothered me that all my old pals were treating this new character just like my old character so i just remade my old half elf but now she’s a bard

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today i celebrated a child’s poop in a little penguin toilet like it was the second coming

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TSRoadmap circa 2004

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sometimes it’s 6 degrees and dark outside and you have to drive home from the grocery store with the windows open blaring mrs robinson by simon and garfunkel that’s just how it is sometimes

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i missed the anniversary of afab fuckboy day but here we are back at it again

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i missed the anniversary of afab fuckboy day but here we are back at it again

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you know the smell of carved basswood? because I do

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the trans agenda is literally just me, nora, wishing she had people to play dnd with now that i have beaten bg3 :(

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well this is fucking nuts

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hey guys this is my ugnaught oc his name is COGIATI (all caps) but it is not a reference to the test, it’s just that’s the sound he makes in star wars dark forces 2: jedi knight… he’s actually very very transphobic, unfortunately

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when i die, at my funeral they will say “she really loved crackers. like, imagine a grown woman who loved crackers like a toddler. that was her”

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if only there was some center for something like disease control that could talk to us about what’s happening with birds this flu season 🤔

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The “trans agenda” is literally just me, my gf, and my ex helping our twink get over his daddy issues by interrupting his abusive dad’s blood ritual and taking his place instead to become an ascendant vampire lord OH WAIT NO QUICK RELOAD OUR TWINK BECAME TOO EVIL

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too few people are talking about the underlying reactionary racial anxiety of this song from the 1990 HBO storybook musical of Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel in which the gasoline, diesel, and electric powered shovels are clearly characterized as women of color m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzX...

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loved this from the alc reverse eulogy of paul: The conservative says, “You too can be superior.” The reactionary liberal says, “I alone am average.”

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me when spring peepers

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<doggirl bureaucrat to her signal chat>: woof, this sure has been a ruff couple of weeks

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