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was just at a baby shower where everyone had to decorate one square of a quilt for the baby, and mine looks like an unlicensed character named “snoppy”

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for reference, the game theory thread was 120 tweets. so that’s basically 1.8 game theory threads

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for reference, the game theory thread was 120 tweets. so that’s basically 1.8 game theory threads

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when I see right wingers hand-waving away the sieg heils and explicit nazi rhetoric I’m like… I get that you want me to think you’re just stupid in a certain way. but I actually think you’re stupid in a completely different, worse way

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just saw someone post a joke I saw on tiktok a couple days ago. your secret’s safe with me. just know I will never forget this.

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respectfully: mamma mia!!!

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what should I sing at karaoke tonight

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if you’re woke…and I’m woke…then who’s flying this plane??? just a little joke about current events 😜

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Crappy's Galesburg, IL

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nice pedal pushers man. you got a beach party with annette funicello and gidget right after this or something?

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sometimes I think I’ve lived long enough to experience every physical sensation I’ll ever have. but then I do something like using an electric toothbrush while I have a migraine, and I remember that I’ve barely lived at all

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three massive military helicopters just flew so close over our condo that it was shaking. that’s probably good 👍

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the only “language policing” I ever experience is someone at work saying something like “hey guys. oh wait. sorry. I’m NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT ANYMORE”

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The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

submitted 6 days ago • 259 comments

pharma ads have gotten so out of control. what do you mean you’re “a little pill with a big story to tell”

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duck on ice

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repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

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I don’t like how “crunchy” is used as a descriptor for antivax/raw milk people. It stigmatizes a wonderful texture

submitted 54 days ago • 17 comments

Shoveling

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments

i’m not doing all that

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hey government: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

the premise of every AI ad is like "you're the biggest moron on the planet, right? you can't remember to breathe without a computer telling you to? well you're gonna love this"

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“ughhh the monday after the super bowl is the hardest day of the year” really?? personally, I see any day I get to eat leftover chili as a precious gift

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that’s my man!!!!!!!!

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valjean to javert

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the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

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love when the tv has the “gambling expert” on!!! what a cool job to have. no way you’re ever getting visited by three ghosts

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if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

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having people over for da big game and that “I haven’t done enough” feeling has kicked in. and scratching the surface of that feeling uncovers the unsettling realization: I am, after all, my mother’s daughter. I’m gonna make a buffalo chicken dip, just in case.

was just at a baby shower where everyone had to decorate one square of a quilt for the baby, and mine looks like an unlicensed character named “snoppy”

for reference, the game theory thread was 120 tweets. so that’s basically 1.8 game theory threads

for reference, the game theory thread was 120 tweets. so that’s basically 1.8 game theory threads

when I see right wingers hand-waving away the sieg heils and explicit nazi rhetoric I’m like… I get that you want me to think you’re just stupid in a certain way. but I actually think you’re stupid in a completely different, worse way

just saw someone post a joke I saw on tiktok a couple days ago. your secret’s safe with me. just know I will never forget this.

respectfully: mamma mia!!!

what should I sing at karaoke tonight

if you’re woke…and I’m woke…then who’s flying this plane??? just a little joke about current events 😜

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

nice pedal pushers man. you got a beach party with annette funicello and gidget right after this or something?

sometimes I think I’ve lived long enough to experience every physical sensation I’ll ever have. but then I do something like using an electric toothbrush while I have a migraine, and I remember that I’ve barely lived at all

three massive military helicopters just flew so close over our condo that it was shaking. that’s probably good 👍

the only “language policing” I ever experience is someone at work saying something like “hey guys. oh wait. sorry. I’m NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT ANYMORE”

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

pharma ads have gotten so out of control. what do you mean you’re “a little pill with a big story to tell”

duck on ice

repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

I don’t like how “crunchy” is used as a descriptor for antivax/raw milk people. It stigmatizes a wonderful texture

Shoveling

i’m not doing all that

hey government: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

the premise of every AI ad is like "you're the biggest moron on the planet, right? you can't remember to breathe without a computer telling you to? well you're gonna love this"

“ughhh the monday after the super bowl is the hardest day of the year” really?? personally, I see any day I get to eat leftover chili as a precious gift

that’s my man!!!!!!!!

valjean to javert

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

love when the tv has the “gambling expert” on!!! what a cool job to have. no way you’re ever getting visited by three ghosts

if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know

having people over for da big game and that “I haven’t done enough” feeling has kicked in. and scratching the surface of that feeling uncovers the unsettling realization: I am, after all, my mother’s daughter. I’m gonna make a buffalo chicken dip, just in case.

explaining scale to an Italian-American imagine a meatball

been there!