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White Lotus Season 4 in Wildwood, NJ DO IT MIKE WHITE YOU COWARD

If you started voting Republican because pronouns annoyed you, you are basically the most feebleminded person in world history. You should not be allowed to cross the street unchaperoned

here’s the only and funniest long video i’ve wanted to post, for posterity

Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette? waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him? [waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs] GR: *whispers* fuck me

[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,

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it's why he thought attacking germany through the balkans was a good idea the second time

Your Uber is here

The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.

FW de Klerk? no i do not

you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown

Fuck you bat boy

/in a robust Baltimore accent "Yorgos Lanthimos"