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The guy who wants to smoke a joint with Tony Khan. And also wants to talk wrestling.
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People don't realize just how excited I am for the unfiltered return of Talk N Shop from Machinegun Anderson and the Big LG. #WrestleSky 🤼

Happy #AEWDynasty Day! Congrats to #AEWDynasty on becoming the greatest PPV of all time. #WrestleSky 🤼

Yesterday we had a snowstorm. Today it's shorts and t-shirt weather Canada.

I'd love for AEW to announce some Canadian dates soon, so I can see if I can go to their Toronto show. #WrestleSky 🤼

Extra spicy steak tacos for lunch and spicy chilli for dinner last night...kill me now please! 😭

Tony Khan really said "you guys hated paying for it so we'll give it to you for free", didn't he? #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

The Beast Mortos AND Willow on the same #AEWDynamite? Tony, please, I appreciate it, but my birthday isn't for a couple months! #WrestleSky 🤼

Me on AEW nights Me the next day

What if a certain Walking Weapon helps Mox retain on Sunday?

Ok, that Archer pass to Cage pass to Davis suplex spot was *chef's kiss* #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

Started #AEWDynamite a little late this week, Ricochet is awesome at what he's doing. That's it. #WrestleSky 🤼

Daniel Garcia's trunks are giving me 2019 Michael Nakazawa vibes. #AEWDynamite 🤼 #WretleSky

I'll say it till I'm blue in the face: Hangman did nothing wrong. #AEWDynamite 🤼

This is the way to start off. Your 2 best. #AEWDynamite 🤼

*WWE releases wrestlers * Bully Ray: how can I blame this on AEW. You can't make this stuff up. #WrestleSky 🤼

Playing an EWR WWE '04 save, currently in March of '06 and I think I gotta stop trying to make Mark Jindrak a main eventer. No matter what I do or who I feud him with he can't get over. 🤼

It sucks I missed how great Roddy Piper was in the 80's and barely remember the first 2 years of the 90's. Watching 80's WWF and every segment Piper is in is amazing. #WrestleSky 🤼

Watching WWF from 1989 right now, on the road to Survivor Series and one thing I've noticed since his debut in 1987, is that Hulk Hogan calls Ted DiBiase the 'Multi-Million Dollar Man' consistently. Did he not get the memo on his name? Was it something only Hogan could say? #WrestleSky 🤼

Underrated wrestling bump. #WrestleSky 🤼 youtube.com/clip/UgkxPWb...

Is it just me or is it weird for a podcaster to randomly show up in your DM's over there asking you to listen to their podcast. Trying to get me to listen by telling me you'll shout me out? 🤣🤣🤣 Does Konnan need listeners that bad?

Maraiah May and Toni Storm is the greatest story in wrestling and has been since 2023. Last night's interaction with the 2 of them was easily the highlight of the show and possibly the week. #AEWCollision Toni's performance:

Man, Sting's sitting right there why isn't he helping Kenny and Will? #WrestleSky 🤼 #AEWDynamite

Sitting here eating a frozen burger, some french fries and watching In Your House: Rage in the Cage...feels like I'm 9 again.

As a parent, the best advice I can give to somebody who wants to be a parent is simple; Don't.

Harley Cameron never misses #AEWDynamite 🤼

We need @ianriccaboni.com on #AEWDynamite every week, that freestyle was great 🤼

Could you imagine if the Casino Gauntlet later ends with the first 2 guys? #AEWDynamite 🤼 #WrestleSky

Is that guy not embarrassed to be wearing a Nashville Predators jersey right now? #AEWDynamite 🤼 #WrestleSky

Cash, Dax and... Cope?!?!?! #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

Honestly great choice for first match of 2025 for #AEWDynamite. Show looks cleaner too. 🤼 #WrestleSky

Almost 30 years later and the nWo Wolfpac theme song is the greatest of all time. I said what I said. 🤼 #WrestleSky Happy New Year Bluesky.