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Collage artist, undisciplined writer. Something about pancakes. Shitposting through the fucktastrophe. Projects: Special Agent Collage Collective Collage-O-Rama andrealewicki.com specialagentcollagecollective.com Seattle-ish.
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after hearing from several of you last night, i think i have a general structure for this. it's subject to change based on feedback, but if you're a current, fired, or currently-being-litigated federal worker, i want to hear from you. here are the details.

I have a theory that crows would be excellent at recognizing certain red hats and those armageddon cosplay trucks and could be fun to put it to the test. For science.

If you're trying to figure out what to do right now, my advice is to just pick a thing that you think might be useful in some way, however small, and do it. Doing a thing leads you to doing another, bigger thing, and prepares you for that next thing.

A Victorian knitting manual for your browsing pleasure.

Update: we’re both crying.

Cleaned up the yard and made some art with help from my dog. “The Likeness is Uncanny.” Bricollage with used dog waste bags.

Today's work playlist has been Al Green, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Baby Huey, Sly and the Family Stone, Bobby Womack, The Meters, Buddy Miles, Stevie Wonder, funkadelic...10/10 would recommend.

Gabino taking care of emotional hygiene! Seriously, this is important. Don't let the bastards steal all the light from you.

I may not have sent Christmas cards last year but I did have an address list prepared and the free covid test request form was right there so... Also, this is exactly the kind of behavior of my brain on deadline.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I dreamt that my dog died. Really not into how my brain has decided to be a complete random asshole.

I really, really, really wanted the bookprotectors account to be something else.

It may feel weird or somehow improper to talk about your art or your writing, but we need it. It can’t be wall-to-wall nightmare all the time. Art is both counterweight and context. It’s escape and enlightenment and a mirror of our own exasperation. We need it. We NEED it. Keep showing us.

Every week LinkedIn tells me a random old post got 5 impressions and I wonder if there was a meeting about how many impressions to lie about to lure people back. Like, one impression is too sad, ten is embroidering reality a bit too much, but five seems just about right to trigger some curiosity.

It's go live week for a client's teaching website. The project was scoped at the end of 2023 but we had to table it because life happens. It is really satisfying to bring it to life and if she cries, I'm going to cry.

more and more these days, I find myself thinking that you can accept the discipline of your political goals or you can accept the discipline of your resentments.

Things that have happened since turning 50: - I took up sweater knitting - I am learning to play bridge - I like a prune with breakfast

One of the greatest Wikipedia openings of all time 🤯

“Maybe all powerful men are cowards at heart because in their hearts, they know that power is temporary.” Another great line from The Ten Thousand Doors of January by @alixeharrow.bsky.social.

“The will to be polite, to maintain civility and normalcy, is fearfully strong. I wonder sometimes how much evil is permitted to run unchecked simply because it would be rude to interrupt.” from The Ten Thousand Doors of January by @alixeharrow.bsky.social.

Volunteers Needed for Marsh Monitoring. Put your joy of #wetlands, #birds and #frogs to help conserve #marshes. Learn more at https://buff.ly/3hCzlrr #volunteer to monitor #birds and #frogs for #conservation

Read this thread and then ask yourself what makes you tired, and are you doing that to others?

Storytelling through Locative Collage is an artist residency happening May 12-22 in Seattle! Application deadline is soon — Feb 17. Info here: www.specialagentcollagecollective.com/residency-2025 Image is a collaged chunk of stone from @stitchpixie.bsky.social, made during a residency in Berlin.

Let me also chime in for flax eggs for baking cookies and such; $5 will get you approximately a metric ton of ground flax seed, and one tablespoon mixed with three tablespoons of water and left to sit for a couple of minutes is equivalent to one egg. I do this all the time and it works fine

I'm not gonna say it's "better" than eggs or even necessarily "good," but nothing beats your basic punk house tofu scramble, an idea whose time has perhaps come around again

A skeet that is a perfect encapsulation of...I don't know. My brain is at a loss for words but I think you'll appreciate it nonetheless.

These fuckers really are out here trying to outdo each other with their asshattery and holy chicken snacks, batman, remember that color coded threat system from the GWB era? We need a fuckery meter, even if it is stuck at 11 for weeks on end.

The Great Backyard Bird Count kicked off today. It runs only for this weekend, and is an excellent way to spend time offline with the OG twitterers.

A Flair for Romantic Brilliance, a collage from my 2021 Emporium series, described as "the stuff of fiction and fantasy, these collages invite you to pick up the phone and hear a different story."

Canon, a bar in Seattle, has a Valentine's Day tradition of placing a two dozen squirt guns around the place and soaking couples who engage in any kind of PDA and offering cheap shots of bitter spirits to single folks. Would love to hear about other such observances if you know of any.

today i will keep breathing and survive

"She loved a solid ending and a clever beginning, never could stomach the mediocre middle." 30x22 inches, sewn collage on canvas.

In Athens in 2022, I saw an exhibit called Liquid Citizenship from artist Femke Herregraven that looked like something straight out an Apple Store. Styled like merchandise displays, each "product" represents a country where citizenship can be purchased in some way.

Feeling on the spiral-y side of things so I’m going to call some of my dearest people, do some work for a client, then come back here to post some art for the folks who might be feeling spiral-y, too.

Reminder: Don’t follow art theft accounts that post other people’s work with no credits. They make the internet worse.

for sale: checks & balances, never used

Don’t bother with Signal, put this list at the end of every email so the CIA & NSA’s surveillance can’t legally look at what you’re saying cause these words are too woke