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i’m in desperate need of sunshine and birds and flowers and a warm breeze right now

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

the mysterious forces at play are only mysterious to you. i can understand them just fine

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

no sorry i can’t hang out tonight. the city needs me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

oughhh tummy hurts

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed every day since i was 11

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

hey thanks for letting me stay over i’m just going to sneak out the cat door before you wake up

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

there’s something very evil in the air today do you smell it

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

bro do not come over i’m doing arts and crafts

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

yeah i’ll be okay but probably not in this lifetime

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

aw you’re so cute i would love to simmer you down in my cauldron

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

hey, so just confirming that i’m in trouble and everyone is mad at me?

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

please stay at least 10 feet away from my enclosure at all times

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

the Creature has arrived at your location

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

has anyone seen my childlike wonder and whimsy? i need to find it again

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

dude wtf many of those trees were my friends

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

yeah i’m only a little anxious

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

whatever man i’m gonna go outside and play wolves

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

we will survive this daunting and perilous quest together

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

i’m going to lock myself away in the highest room of the tallest tower. see you later

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

what do you mean you don’t want to come over?? the love potion should have taken hold by now

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

it’s about that time

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

now is the perfect time to become an isolated lighthouse keeper and go only a little bit insane

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

what do you mean i can’t go to the seaside for a week? what about my melancholy??

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

dare i say…this could be us?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

alright cmon who placed a curse on me? so not funny dude

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

you better pick up the stuffed animals that fell off your bed before they get mad at you

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

now is the perfect time for me to become much more evil

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

i’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

i told the forest about what you did. be careful not to stray off the trail

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

this is how it feels to go to the grocery store

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

do you mind if i fail at everything real quick

submitted 79 days ago • 17 comments

(through gritted teeth) my life is good and i’m doing really well

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

sorry i cartoonishly said “aw shucks” when you complimented me. i got nervous

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

this is how december is going to feel

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

now that it gets dark at 5pm i have more time to be incredibly depressed

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

i’m at the function being strange and just generally off-putting

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

you’re all invited to my dinner

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

i’m interested in changing my life for the better

submitted 90 days ago • 4 comments

i’d love to be your evil advisor. can i come over and attempt to slowly corrupt you

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

don’t ask me to go out past 5pm in the winter. this is what i’m doing

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

god forbid i act a little evil and stupid

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments

that peasant boy will not provide for you he will not even survive the winter

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

they should invent a doctor that actually listens to you

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

sorry for finding meaning in everything that’s my bad

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments