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sadderlizards.bsky.social
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i like you. you remind me of some kind of muppet

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

if you were a worm and i were a bird i wouldn’t eat you even if i was really hungry

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i’m actually starting to think that April really is the cruelest month

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

get over here and do some arts and crafts with me this instant

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

there’s something wrong with the inside of my body. i don’t know what exactly but i know it’s wrong

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

(excitedly) guess what? i don’t like you anymore

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

i hope you’re doing well. despite literally everything

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

every day these days

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

times are tough i’m moving into a small shell on the beach

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

getting ready to clock in for my shift at the becoming really anxious over everything factory

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

i'm an advocate for the bees and bugs

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

if i get close enough to you i can hear the ocean

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

oh it’s 11:11 make a wish. oh you have an eyelash on your face, make a wish. oh look it’s a dandelion puff, better make a wish. look it’s a shooting star make a wish

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

i’ve been sending you messages through our connected root systems. why haven’t you responded

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

are you seriously not going to pick up that dandelion and make a wish

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

we better hang out because i’m gonna be migrating again soon

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

i have to go sit in the sun about this

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

i gotta get out here man. i need to go out and frolic

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

spring save me…save me spring…

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

oh nooo i slept for 10 hours again i guess i should also take a nap

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

hey meet me at the end of the rainbow okay

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

my mind is being attacked by these tiny soldiers called anxiety disorders

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

i wish i knew how to quit you

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

(threateningly) i hope something really nice happens to you soon

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i’m gonna be playing outside

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

bro would you be interested in joining my wolf pack

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

don’t worry soon the flowers will be in bloom. you’ll hear the birds and feel the sunshine

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

i hope this is how March feels

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

yeah my whole body hurts

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

as you slept all of your stuffed animals got up and went on an adventure. i saw it

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

please help i’m lost at the bottom of your tote bag

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments

you’ve softened me up. like you took a meat tenderizer to my heart

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

i’m in desperate need of sunshine and birds and flowers and a warm breeze right now

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

the mysterious forces at play are only mysterious to you. i can understand them just fine

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

no sorry i can’t hang out tonight. the city needs me

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

oughhh tummy hurts

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed every day since i was 11

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

hey thanks for letting me stay over i’m just going to sneak out the cat door before you wake up

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

there’s something very evil in the air today do you smell it

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

bro do not come over i’m doing arts and crafts

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

yeah i’ll be okay but probably not in this lifetime

submitted 59 days ago • 6 comments

aw you’re so cute i would love to simmer you down in my cauldron

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

hey, so just confirming that i’m in trouble and everyone is mad at me?

submitted 64 days ago • 12 comments