Profile avatar
sadeaglesfan.bsky.social
Dorky math teacher and dad, he/him
118 posts 42 followers 74 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter

One time a dental hygienist told me I didn’t have any plaque and I was doing a good job brushing. I’ve been chasing that high ever since

gritty has seized control of the federal government

Doctor: "Are you sure?" Wife, tearfully: "Yes, we spoke about it often-" *heart monitor beeping* Wife: "-he said if he was ever in a situation like this, he'd want ... he'd want dicks drawn on his face."

This pet behavior looks innocent and cute, but you shouldn’t ignore it! If your dog puts his nose under the couch or some other furniture, it could be the sign of something important. There could be a BALL under there.

He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s checking it a third time He’s checking it again Santa Claus is developing anxiety

Men will literally shoot the chairman of a massive health insurance conglomerate that denied him coverage for therapy appointments instead of going to, well, actually, now I say it out loud I can understand what happened

this escaped containment on the other place holy cow

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...