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BREAKING: JD Vance has killed Pope Francis. Unfortunately investigators have been termed by DOGE so no investigation is underway 😢

Justice Amy Coney Barrett: come to our side, we will ride or die for you

Before the recession hits does anyone want to fall in love and move in to save money on rent?

*Sneezes thrice* Me: Goddam it can someone put me down already??

Bill Burr is the poet of our generation RE the twitter guy: “Why are we so afraid of the guy who can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?”

Musk bitched out of going on Jon Stewart just like he bitched out of fighting Zuckerberg.

I’m convinced the Cold War hasn’t ended and I’m also convinced that we’re DEFINITELY not winning.

This is why they wanted us to hate fact checkers in the news isn’t it?

A new government tracker claims DOGE has saved billions from ending federal contracts. But an NPR analysis of the data finds the claimed savings don't add up.

Trump said Zelenskyy should have never started the war with Russia… WTF is going on?

Are they implying that…OH MY GOD

Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE. We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.

they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and take naps.

Ok so hear me out. Since we can now discriminate based on color, can we discriminate white South Africans? Like Trevor Noah, you’re good! We love you! Elon on the other hand 👎

“Stop the coup”, “No KKK in the USA” heard in the protest #50501 #LosAngeles #California #protests

I feel like acting crazy and can’t genuinely think of a reason not to..??? Can someone see if I’m missing somethin’ here?

Beyoncé if you don’t leave that ugly ass man home next time #grammys

Can musk just go fuck off to Mars already?

With everything going on with the LA Fires, I just wanted to take a moment to thank the 783 incarcerated firefighters that are actively fighting this fire. They’ll earn less than $27 for a 24 hour shift and we (not me) recently voted against banning forced labor for prisoners. 🧵

Not the R-word ☹️