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wordsmith songsmith artsmith ex-X 🩵 unapologetically canadian, sorry
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disappointed the library only had a YA edition of Jane Austen’s “Persuasion”, doubly so that the language isn’t perceptibly easier to read…

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🇨🇦 looking for a sign to vote Conservative

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literary suicide note: “I’m tired of London.”

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#WomenAgainstPierre

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poll: who will get a job first? 1. Shedeur Sanders 2. the new Pope

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actually, i DO believe in an afterlife. (it's our children)

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no, yeah, love triggers my claustrophobia as well

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i find rampant, mindless consumerism highly interesting - i’m buy-curious

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two beer or not two beer, that is the quenchin’

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izzat a threat?!

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“LFG!”? let’s f*cking not, and say we didn’t.

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“Vladimir, STOP!” isn’t much of a safe word. get a little creative, bitch.

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[facilitating an icebreaker] so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start

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"but, dude! i used the same glue that Tesla does!"

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"you said we mustn't go to any bother, so - check this, da."

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“All the world’s a stage”, and i’m leaving on the next one happy birth/death day, Will.

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CPC infrastructure plan:

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It’s Shakespeare’s birthday not sure how old he is going to be or not to be.

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Don’t split the vote. The NDP has no chance of winning this seat so please #UniteTheLeft & support the Liberal candidate.

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my love language is a Honda mini bike 🏍️

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if they’re in your driveway, why are you searching?

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hey Derek! someone at the door for you!

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Americans fear double think because it sounds like too much work

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In chess, as in life, when I lose who cares this whole thing is stupid anyway.

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Christ puts the rizz in “risen”

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HONK IF YOU LOVE CHEESES

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when life gives you mold, make cheese

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Easter in Sweden

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2024.04.19: f*ck off, ameriKKKa, you’re stupid

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sorry, this field is prix fixe, please don’t tip the cattle

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fab food, but the waitresses were always moody

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i'm going through a lot right now, but my dashcam gets me

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no yeah, we get it, Ian.

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Will the owner of a Tesla model S, license plate H-O-R-N-D-O-G please report to the parking lot. Your car is stupid.

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Your setup was longer than my attention span.

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the og egg hunt was Adam’s sperm

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of course, i have an agent. but she’s of the “chaos” variety

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Temu, why are you squeezing a cheap ring with your butt?

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