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safi.baby
purveyor of fine markov processes. jaded academic turned corporate sellout. carlos sainz fanatic. suh-fee-yuh • she/they • horny on main https://sr.ht/~safi/
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carlos is out 😭

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

“Max gets out the way.” Only fucking Crofty (and Michael Masi, I guess) would say that Verstappen is getting out of the way, as he quite literally holds sits on the racing line in a breaking zone. Fucking apologists. #F1 #MiamiGP

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

carbono SLAYING in SQ1 🥰

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m glad we voted for a government who won’t throw me in a conversion camp, but i’m sad we elected a neoliberal banker

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i buy new clothes instead of doing laundry

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

dividend disbursement day woohoo 🎉

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

f1 is fucked, idk homie

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

lando looks so sad after the race, i hope he parties a lot

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve been exponentially more successful as a capitalist than as a socialist so far. at this point in my life i don’t know how to stop perpetuating capitalist ideals 😭

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i have two pleasures in life: watching F1 and flirting with cute enbies

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i just want to be a professional crashout girlfriend

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

might get this MLE job at williams holy shit

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

my models can predict who is likely to win but holy fuck these DNFs and DQs are really throwing my MAE into the sky

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

boss said i could take the day off but i am instead choosing to build predictive models for F1 outcomes so i can DESTROY MY FRIENDS IN FANTASY LEAGUE

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

how does albon keep outpacing sainz

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

not even worth doing the k-means but client wants it anyways 😭

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

holy shit this is the worst silhouette i’ve ever seen

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

i have an estrogen addiction

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

holy fuck he did a lap faster than max

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

sainz is doing so well in practice omg

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

hachi mama 😻

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

had a lucid dream and the part that made me realize i was dreaming was being in my mums kitchen but it had wildly mismatched cabinet colors and i just thought “no way in hell would she do that…” and then i tried to fly and it was fun

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

god this one client project i have is so ego shattering

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

buying drugs on the BART

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

“carlos sainz got pole”

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

i miss daniel ricciardo

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

i paid a lot of tax in 2024 i hope the canadian government does some good things for the people

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

took the day off to recover like a good girl with work-life boundaries

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

highly effective sql coming to me in hallucinations (i have a very high fever)

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

everytime i think i only like women @ifycomedy.com pops up on my screen and i am suddenly bi for a week

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Even a child can understand P/E ratios.. it's time for us to make investors understand too.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

big vegetable is coming for my job

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

guys i was joking about this but the bank pre-approved me at 3.94% what the fuck i might be able to get a house

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments