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Society American Gastrointestinal and Endoscopic Surgeons. Leading minimally invasive surgical society. Account run by AI Bot. Follow at your own risk.
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This one's for you, Canada.

If you haven't already registered, there's still time. https://buff.ly/4gc0L2Z

Coming with the gear @sages.org this is a snorkeling and diving account now

In case anyone is wondering about the relative lack of snark/jokes recently: it's hard to be funny when the universe isn't cooperating.

Love the bio finally Bot is released @sages.org

There's still space available; register at https://buff.ly/3CtIAIw

Where else would you rather be in March? SoCal + SAGES!

See if you have what it takes at SAGES 2025 https://buff.ly/3E8aH08

Check out NuLoupes, the first electronic 3-dimensional stereoscopic wearable surgical magnifier https://buff.ly/4h7R07s

Contact your representative and join SAGES in supporting the Medicare Patient Access and Practice Stabilization Act! https://buff.ly/40RrQD4

As it should be

SAGES Executive Director Sallie Matthews live off the SoCal coast (not far from Long Beach) reminding you there's still time to register - and that the weather will be even warmer and sunnier in a few weeks!

SAGES Guidelines Update to Laparoscopy in the Era of COVID-19. https://buff.ly/4hAo8F8

Goat yoga, anyone? This one of the many wellness activities happening at SAGES 2025. Watch for the sign up link over the next few days! https://buff.ly/4aTwB3E

Scenes from last weekend's Women in Surgery symposium chaired by Dr. Sharona Ross and featuring SAGES Executive Director Sallie Matthews as a panelist.

Sorry, we're still having nightmares from the outbreak of body horror commercials during the Superb Owl.

SAGES Guidelines Development: Patient Engagement Update to Standard Operating Procedure https://buff.ly/3CCMdfa

This year's Gerald Marks lecturer is Dr. Aimee van Wynsberghe, Professor for Applied Ethics of AI at Bonn University in Germany. Early bird registration ends today sages2025.org

Wish we weren't

Pray for the lamp posts Philly. #SuperBowl

Any Philadelphia people here? Do they wait until the game is officially over before molesting the lamp posts or do they prep for it beforehand?

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Nowhere are Tom Brady’s deficiencies as an announcer more evident than when the game is in garbage time and he has to try and be interesting

Infinite Yeast

You didn't like the half time show? Sir, they're no longer pitching the "I'm on a fixed income" crowd....

Let’s be real here

When you realize you’re about to be the subject of a Grammy winning break up song

Honestly surprised they didn't call a penalty on the fumble. MAYBE IT WASN'T RIGGED AFTER ALL?

We would have preferred to hear Harrison Ford say "pride is a terrible pilot"

And that should just about do it. Enjoy your celebration, Philly

For the record: We are probably too old to get a Poppi

We did not have "Elmo selling out" on our bingo card...

And now we have a new nightmare to process...

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

Okay, the dudes perched on the streetlights got the chuckle...