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>Playing total war warhammer 3 >kislev tutorial >upgrade settlements early >big bucks >recruit an unnecessarily huge army > toobigtofail.mp4 >steam roll and auto resolve every fight >get richer and bigger >enter quest combat, can't auto resolve >immediately lose

Do something wicked this Sunday. Shoplift and bust a nut. For me.

Yeah I'm having a good week

ngl u throw on Stick Stickly by Attack Attack on the aux and im gonna transform in the night like a werewolf i will start fist pumping like pauly d and asking where the ket at

nearing the end of Spider-Man 2 and once again my takeaway is that the gaming community is too inflammatory and volatile for its own good. This game's incredible. The first ps5 title ive felt like actually feels next gen. Nothing but raw joy when i play

Insomniac has such a talent for infusing their games with raw joy. It's not perfect sure, but nothing beats just swinging around vibing in these games.

Had a vivid nightmare I got diagnosed with cancer. Which. Great way to start my day. Reminders of my families genetic curse and the inevitable loss of my gorgeous thicc hair :c

Series that use hyper violence as a vehicle to critique violence >>>

Had another dream I was a Spider-Man. Chat should I dabble in vigilante justice???

for the record i would support an invasion of Canada if our goal were something noble and humanitarian, like ending poutine once and for all

Can't believe this country is run by ppl who have 3 min long missionary with the lights off sex twice a year. Smh

Since I had a shit day I splurged and finally got Spider-Man 2 on my ps5. And yeah that's that simple joy and whimsy I been missing

Only an hour into the second half of my split shift today and I've already crashed out, took a smoke break, threatened to quit twice. We love laboring under capitalism

Speaking of gooning. I been on my feral shit again lately, so if any of my moots so screenshots of me embarrassingly shooting my shot w random instagram models, no they are not fake and I am not proud

I miss when the anime community online mostly spent their time theorizing new super saiyan forms instead of this endless bickering and goonery we got now

If u ever wonder why I'm so weird and toxic sometimes it's bc I live in a place that looks like this for 9 months out of the year

After years of being locked out of my original psn account, I've finally recovered it. 107 games back in my library I could cry :')

SMT gotta have one of the best aesthetics in rpg history. the blend of religion and occult with trashy 90s cyberpunk shlock is just so saucy. Like if Digimon and The Bible had some unholy fusion.

An artifice of joy and whimsy belies a heart motivated wholly by grief and ennui. Such is the life of a Gamer 😔

Thinking about the dialogue in Tactics Ogre again.

-1° Fahrenheit out rn (-18°c if ur nasty) And I'm in a t shirt smoking a camel Turkish royal and sipping my iced coffee.

Had a 3 day weekend and I spent it drinking diet Dr pepper, playing ghost recon, and beating my shmeat. God bless the 3 day weekend I feel alive

finally watched Transformers One, peak cinema. A greek tragedy hidden in a childrens comedy action movie about transforming robot toys. just incredible

its been 25 years and Our War Game is still one of the best looking animated movies ive ever seen its insane how fluid and gorgeous and expressive this shit was

Work doodle

Bring back dryhumping

The debates about ygo being too complicated and weird for new players to learn is endless and timeless but one thing that's always left out is that much like a fighting game, once you overcome the hurdle there's no other game like it