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Pinnacle of national literature - a guy guy eating biscuits

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Notre Dame should burn down, I’ll tell you that for free.

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Maybe Demi should have tried a role with dialogue.

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If you’re Jason Isaacs you’re Ralph Fienes to me.

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Imagining a gay guy with two boy cats named Harvard and Duke

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I want something else to happen with that slide that accelerated a cop. That issue isn’t closed to me.

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I need shorts of light and wicking properties immediately

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Begging my crushes to cease making themselves ugly in my eyes.

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“Marketing” and “production” roles are just UBI for Comedians and Podcasters.

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I DO deserve animals. The rest of you are letting down the side.

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World perfected: PLUR and a gun with six bullets.

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If one more person acts surprised when I tell them I love to be at the club I am going to shoot them in the head.

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I love to drink a big gorgeous glass of terrible poison.

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Soooo crazy when you see a pair of guys and neither has a fagcent

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I still think every guy with earrings is gay.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We have to bomb Roving Enterprises

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I fear I won’t behave normal again until someone cute puts me in a headlock

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I’m a sort of gay maniac

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

More and more are saying the human soul is a flame that never burns out.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I hate when people describe themselves as “down to earth” it makes me want to kill them for some reason.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Being driven to kill myself by the tyranny of things in Kmart.

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All evidence suggests I will never die

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I am a holy man with an email job

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Napped again

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To coin a phrase : money? That’s the root of all evil, methinks.

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