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Aquarius ☉ Aries ☽ Leo ↑ 33 | she/her | bi 🏳️‍🌈 | mom/wife | asioaf enthusiast | crystals | tarot | pokemon | dune | animal crossing | meme lover | career server and bartender | professional trauma dumper | lost in mormon land | mdni
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Now I could start cleaning the kitchen orrrrr I could reward myself for getting 1 chore done and play Pokémon 🤔

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I told Chris I want to start collecting novelty purses/bags and he was like that’s ok I have some weird things that I want to start collecting too

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I just finished sweeping and M is celebrating by sprinkling Cheerios everywhere 🥲

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One time my coworker told me that I reminded her of Aubrey Plaza and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

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people go to their parents???? when they're sad??? and rely on them for support?????? crazy 😃

submitted 26 days ago • 13 comments

Starting with my father 😂

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M didn’t want to nap today and now he’s starting to rub his eyes and act super tired and I really just need him to stay awake for like 2 more hours 😰 otherwise if I let him sleep now he’ll wake up at like 11pm and won’t go back to sleep until 6-7am and I will die

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angel espeon 💗 #pokemon #art

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

the nerve !!

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happy 2.22 day btw

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I went to get it and they didn’t have it 🫠

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Campbells discontinued their Italian style wedding soup years ago and I’ve been yearning for it since and I just saw that rao’s does soup and they have Italian wedding style 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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Ended up getting coffee and a sandwich and then went to target and got a case for my switch 🥰

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Should I read the fourth wing books?

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I was filling out a form for jury duty and they were like do you wish to be excused and I was like why yes I would and they were like why and I was like …please?

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the fbi still hasn’t found a torture method that doesn’t make me moan at least a little bit

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Idk why I’m up right now when I could be sleeping but I feel awake so here we go

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People coming to Utah complaining about weak drinks…YOU CAME HERE THERES NOTHING I CAN DO IM SORRY THE CHURCH RUNS EVERYTHING HERE THERES NO SUCH THING AS SEPARATION OF CHURCH IN STATE ESPECIALLY IN UTAH THE MORMONS CONTROL EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR DRINKS

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if u see this, it’s your turn! name: kayla pronouns: she/her height: 5'4” sexuality: bi sign: aquarius ♒️ piercings/tats: 5 tattoos and technically two piercings rn but I used to have 5 and I want to get some redone 😅 color: purple 💜 drink: Baja blast food: sushi 🍣 animal: fruit bat 🦇

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I wanna make you hungry, then I wanna feed ya. I wanna paint your face like your my Mona Lisa.

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Once I get my hair done, my nipples pierced, and at least one new tattoo it’s over for you guys

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I have insurance again which means I should definitely go to the doctor because I haven’t seen an actual doctor in like 10 years

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just exploring gifs & found this how precious????

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🖤🖤🖤

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i have never met a man that

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i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed every day since i was 11

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

2 weed or not 2 weed

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I’m done crashing out about my job but while I was crashing out I applied to a bunch of places and one of them is a ski resort and they hit me up for an interview and their sister resort is where I grew up in WA and I’m thinking about the transfer possibilities and now idk what to do 😣

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I just watched the Gabby Petito doc on Netflix and Brian Laundrie’s family can rot in hell

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Well now I need to pull $1400 out of my ass 🫠

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New Luigi Mangione doc just dropped on HBO 👀

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what if i got weirder

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My husband keeps joking about me having a secret bf might just have to go out and get one

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

win for bisexuals (me)

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

It’s so weird I used to smoke weed before doing anything and now I’ll still have the urge to do that but I’m like “mmm I’m a mom now and I’m doing mom things so I probably shouldn’t be high right now”

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Almost didn’t go to my kids doctors appt because of my own stupid anxiety and I decided that’s not fair to him so we went and it was great and now I have to get ready for work 😮‍💨 but two days off after today so that’s nice

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The lady at the front desk at the children’s hospital had the most unsettling chaotic energy

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waist of time skirt paired w/ watch your step heels

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Elon is the biggest bitch out there

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I feel so old I was seeing mdni on all these profiles and so I finally looked it up and then I immediately added it to my profile

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I remember as a kid being fascinated by hemingways writing style… and i think that kind of sums up who i am as a person on the outside.

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How do I get to the point where people just give me money on this app? Is that a thing?

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Using dark mode has made me physically repulsed when I see a white screen

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I need to get back to the PNW

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The Facebook avatar is getting uglier and uglier

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I was gonna come on here and talk about how I never make playlists but then I remembered I used to burn CD’s

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how do you make yourself stop biting the inside of your cheek

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments