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Sov Cits (Derogatory). Medium Man. Gritty. LFC. Philly. GO BIRDS.
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Schwaberfest is cool, but if I'm a Lebanese restauranteur in philadelphia, I'm busy planning Schwarber Shwarma Fest.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Either: Hit Me with Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar or Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

MAX! ALEC! ❤️

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I... Burn Atlanta all over again. Salt the earth.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Spencer Strider I will [redacted] you for that

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

BRYCE WHY WEREN’T YOU WEARING AN ELBOW GUARD??!!! 😭😭😭😭

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

RANGER SUAREZ IS PITCHING YAY!!!

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

No. We just know a dude who’s never made a woman cum when we see one.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

THERE IT IS!

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Medium Man, the sweetest kid to exist, would tear you to shreds, you crybaby little boy

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Then don’t be here you baby. Your male tears suck as much as your skeet.

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

And, once again, I am so BEYOND BLESSED to have made the friends I have online over the last decade or so. Y’all will go to bat for me in ways I never knew possible. I love y’all so much omfg. Sending virtual chest bumps to my loves

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Now I’m gonna spend the rest of my day off finishing up Andor season 2 and watching the Panthers game with my best friend/soulmate/himbo prince and stuff my face with whatever the fuck I want

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ok bc there are still debates in my mentions and shit about the baked pastries bringing me out of depression, I also need to make clear that (for those of you new here), I can physically eat pastries. There are a lot of foods I cannot physically eat because of my dental situation. 1/

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This was the original line for the Princess Bride, but they wanted to keep the illusion of fantasy alive.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ok ok. I was wrong. BlueSky has the sauce. Overnight I got shit on for *checks notes*: 1. Supporting a local French bakery 2. Supporting a friend who just released a book This is peak 2018 Twitter again. All I’m missing is a dude threatening me bc I called it soccer instead of football

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Based on some comments and shit on this, let me clarify that they did cure my depression yesterday. They were all fucking DELICIOUS. They didn’t give me indigestion. They didn’t make my depression worse. And “skeet” is the term we use here; it’s been decided so stop clutching your pearls.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

To put it simply: there is this thing called friendship. I know this is a hard concept for some, but I’ve been friends w/ a lot of people online for almost a decade now & if I can support their endeavors I fucking will. Leah wrote a book that I am excited to have gotten to support my friend. 🤯🤯

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

When I tell you to go fuck yourself, I truly mean it. This shit made me happy but your dipshit response didn’t. Your “protip” is just being shitty to people who are desperate for any joy and that should make you feel badly

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments