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sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Sov Cits (Derogatory). Medium Man. Gritty. LFC. Philly. GO BIRDS.
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STANLEY CUP BOUND!!!! 😻🏆

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Sasha Barkov is not human 😻😻

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

ACKKKKK CATS!!!

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Lololol Canes

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Panthers are no longer allowed to go up 3-0 in a post season series 😭😭😭

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Ngl. If someone told me there was a US Court of International Trade, I would’ve thought it was some sovereign citizen made up nonsense. Like a special “maritime court” just for sov cits 😭

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

I’ve had a pixie cut since 2008. Now that it’s gotten past chin length, I just had the sudden urge to give myself bangs and I FINALLY got to experience that universal neurospicy-woman moment. (I’m very lucky to be properly medicated right now otherwise I’d do it lmfaoooo)

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

This man is only 7 years older than me. This is how being a Nazi fuck ages you so badly.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

The Nazis currently showing up to immigration court to arrest people TRYING TO DO THE LEGAL REQUIREMENT is tantamount to when men would throw a bound woman into water and if she floated she was a witch to kill and if she drowned…oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️ it was her fault for being a woman. Cruelty is the point.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

This is in reply to speeding infractions. And I 100% believe this dude has pulled the Sov Cit “I’m traveling” nonsense before

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Wherever you THINK this skeet is going, I can guarantee it will not end in any way you can imagine. Because WHAT THE FUCK?????

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

First day of 4th grade and last day of 4th grade. I can’t believe Medium Man is going into fifth grade. This isn’t possible. Idk what happened 😭💚

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Schwaberfest is cool, but if I'm a Lebanese restauranteur in philadelphia, I'm busy planning Schwarber Shwarma Fest.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Either: Hit Me with Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar or Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

MAX! ALEC! ❤️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I... Burn Atlanta all over again. Salt the earth.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Spencer Strider I will [redacted] you for that

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

BRYCE WHY WEREN’T YOU WEARING AN ELBOW GUARD??!!! 😭😭😭😭

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

RANGER SUAREZ IS PITCHING YAY!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No. We just know a dude who’s never made a woman cum when we see one.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

THERE IT IS!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Medium Man, the sweetest kid to exist, would tear you to shreds, you crybaby little boy

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Then don’t be here you baby. Your male tears suck as much as your skeet.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments