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sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
Sov Cits (Derogatory). Medium Man. Gritty. LFC. Philly. GO BIRDS.
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STANLEY CUP BOUND!!!! 😻🏆

Sasha Barkov is not human 😻😻

ACKKKKK CATS!!!

Lololol Canes

Panthers are no longer allowed to go up 3-0 in a post season series 😭😭😭

Ngl. If someone told me there was a US Court of International Trade, I would’ve thought it was some sovereign citizen made up nonsense. Like a special “maritime court” just for sov cits 😭

I’ve had a pixie cut since 2008. Now that it’s gotten past chin length, I just had the sudden urge to give myself bangs and I FINALLY got to experience that universal neurospicy-woman moment. (I’m very lucky to be properly medicated right now otherwise I’d do it lmfaoooo)

This man is only 7 years older than me. This is how being a Nazi fuck ages you so badly.

The Nazis currently showing up to immigration court to arrest people TRYING TO DO THE LEGAL REQUIREMENT is tantamount to when men would throw a bound woman into water and if she floated she was a witch to kill and if she drowned…oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️ it was her fault for being a woman. Cruelty is the point.

This is in reply to speeding infractions. And I 100% believe this dude has pulled the Sov Cit “I’m traveling” nonsense before

Wherever you THINK this skeet is going, I can guarantee it will not end in any way you can imagine. Because WHAT THE FUCK?????

First day of 4th grade and last day of 4th grade. I can’t believe Medium Man is going into fifth grade. This isn’t possible. Idk what happened 😭💚

Schwaberfest is cool, but if I'm a Lebanese restauranteur in philadelphia, I'm busy planning Schwarber Shwarma Fest.

Either: Hit Me with Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar or Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

MAX! ALEC! ❤️

I... Burn Atlanta all over again. Salt the earth.

Spencer Strider I will [redacted] you for that

BRYCE WHY WEREN’T YOU WEARING AN ELBOW GUARD??!!! 😭😭😭😭

RANGER SUAREZ IS PITCHING YAY!!!

No. We just know a dude who’s never made a woman cum when we see one.

THERE IT IS!

Medium Man, the sweetest kid to exist, would tear you to shreds, you crybaby little boy

Then don’t be here you baby. Your male tears suck as much as your skeet.