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sainburys.bsky.social
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What happens when a swan greets a giraffe?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Henry hoover? #yeah

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas markets fail to make me feel Christmassy. #disappointed

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Camomile tea tastes like piss. #notafan

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Spiders? Just small dogs... #cute #tiny

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

A poem I carefully crafted just now: Finch in the blue sky, Swoops and weaves between the trees, Sees another finch... #poetandididntevenknowit #haikutastic

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my, 10 followers... #worldfamous

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. Bars of soap. #spectacle #useful

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Cheese just doesn't sit quite right with me. #unsure #cheese

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for my Mighty Meaty Pizza ™️ UNIQUE WOOD FIRED STONEBAKED BASE!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

You know who you are... #snake #toxicwench

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I hate it when people stray from the two option I have proposed to them. #snakes #toxicewenches

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Quavers or Wotsits... #crisps

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

You will send me a bucket of cash...

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment