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god i hope it becomes darkly hilarious that that email asked everyone for “5 bullets” really soon

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think i’ll force danbury to provide this for me once it gets warm but for now i’ll say this is basically how i play skyrim

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I require minimum 10 hours a week of Just Boppin Around time where I wander around the city with no specific goal in mind to amass small trinkets and treats from various places of business and stop to sit in parks I haven’t been to before. I will not alter my lifestyle in any way that precludes this

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George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

submitted 16 hours ago • 94 comments

god i hope it becomes darkly hilarious that that email asked everyone for “5 bullets” really soon

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so glad she’s reproducing this thread here it is food for the soul

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I respect any motherfucker who can paint the hell out of light & water

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the british should have to build and use their own internet to spare the rest of us. they could give it one of their disgusting anglo nicknames like the globo, or webbies. the ol’ tiptap. yknow that bullshit way they talk

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horny ass yogurt lid

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past my bedtime? no, bed is my pastime

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It would be a shame if we all flooded musk’s email ⬇️ [email protected] This is the email address musk is asking federal workers to email detailing their tasks during the week 🚨 you know what to do 🚨

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OTACON: Snake do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield? SOLID SNAKE: Shut up. shut the FUCK up are you kidding right now

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white men have the worst names on the fuckin planet dog i swear to god idk what we were thinking dierks bentley, gavin degraw, chord overstreet am i having a damn stroke

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Exactly. Musk is an evil, sociopathic piece of shit, to be sure, but he’s also bone-stupid. Extraordinarily dumb. Like Trump, his main superpower is shamelessness to an almost surreal level.

submitted 18 hours ago • 24 comments

people who like driving fast are denying themselves the simple spiteful pleasure of making other people go around them to keep driving fast

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my wife’s watching a video about the downfall of some wellness scammer and man, if you’re ever being television interviewed and they ask you if you know “what truth is,”you are absolutely cooked

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would like to thank james urbaniak and the venture bros writer who came up with “hot little earful” for placing that into my personal lexicon forever

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(running MYST in a 640x480 bordered window in the middle of this monitor) Wow it’s like i’m there

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the british should have to build and use their own internet to spare the rest of us. they could give it one of their disgusting anglo nicknames like the globo, or webbies. the ol’ tiptap. yknow that bullshit way they talk

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(running MYST in a 640x480 bordered window in the middle of this monitor) Wow it’s like i’m there

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hey guys check this out

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me (getting threatened): Oh you “know where i live”? Yeah so do i, IDIOT

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THREE MORE CALLS JUST MADE COME ON LET'S DO IT TOGETHER. Took me all of 5 minutes and I got to voice my frustration out loud

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one thing i find completely vile is when vocabulary words from some tv show you haven’t watched start getting thrown around in the wild. keep it on your sub reddits, perverts

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Catholic? i had no idea you could get addicted to cats

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the mix CD was the ideal playlist format. digital streaming abundance has made you all Harkonnenesque in your indulgence

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OTACON: Snake do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield? SOLID SNAKE: Shut up. shut the FUCK up are you kidding right now

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snow’s just clean dirt

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Q: Oh and 007? Do try not to break your Spy Wrist Watch Secret Watch Concealed Laser Best Watch For Spies Operatives Thieves Students Smart Watch Time Piece

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Avowed more like AvHour-and-a-half I’m gettin no time to play this thing!

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Reflecting on arguments I had 2018-2021 about musk being a total fraud and not smart at all and the only conclusion I can come to is that Kara Swisher should be tried at The Hague

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imo putting “2000” in a title or whatever still looked futuristic up till like the obama administration

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do not show me anything tactical, or rogue-like, or deck-building. these are loser words for nerds

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Reaching up to smack the door frame on the way to my lethal injection

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Posting this for no reason at all

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white supremacists always look like they aren’t done yet. put em back in the oven god’s still figuring this one out

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