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Why are people so nice to their former bullies on Cobra Kai? Like throwing them parties and shit. The only thing I'd throw one one of my former bullies would be a barbell if they were drowning

Liam Neeson was in Krull?!?

AWW HELL YEAH LOOK WHERE I AM

Me arriving at the doctor's after driving over an hour and being told not to use the restroom in case they need a sample

Hell is full and all the devils are here www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...

If I was on the jury I would not convict

Wait why is that wrong

I have a fantasy in which E*** M*** gets really into findom and becomes a paypig and some absolute queen completely drains all his assets and uses it to pay off medical debt for everyone, fund gender affirming care, and open animal shelters and libraries

Has it really been a year since we were happy and blissful in our pasadise of sweet teats

come outside animation by @deathbulge.bsky.social

Such a comforting thing to see in the Target parking lot

Mmmm...murder wontons

I've watched this like six times in a row and I think I tore something laughing youtu.be/pOJNk7YiE7c?...

@mgcoco.bsky.social Just heard about this place and had to run here to tell you www.ancientlorevillage.com?utm_term&utm...

@pnumechomppsky.bsky.social Dedicating this song to you and your exquisite taste youtu.be/WVi5SlyPMIw?...

Once I was in a Starbucks when a kid (8ish) had a tantrum and threw their food on the floor. The mom waved away the employee, made her kid clean it all up, & said "You do NOT make things worse for anyone, ever. That's not much to ask" & I've been thinking about that a lot lately

Just watched It's What's Inside on Netflix, and the less you know about it the better, but holy shit is it GOOD. Award-worthy editing and just a total trip. 4 uterus statues out of 5.

For his afternoon sun bath, Momo dragged Al and his pickle onto the chair with him

Reading an ARC of The Children of Eve by John Connolly, and I am inordinately thrilled he referred to a (figurative, this is not a spoiler) cultist drinking the *Flavor Aid*. Everyone gets that wrong and it always bugs me (and, I'm sure, Kool-Aid too).

Wonder if this stands up

Working on a really awful medical malpractice case right now and it involves listening to audio in the ER and Momo just laid his head on my knee like he knows it's upsetting me

Taking a moment to remember when I was flipping through a copy of People in a doctor's office and someone had done the crossword puzzle and for the clue "Singer Lady ____" they filled in "saga"

Last book read: Soft Core by Brittany Newell, in which a sex worker goes looking for her missing boyfriend (4/5) Last movie seen: Vivarium, in which a couple gets trapped in a strange neighborhood (3.5/5) Last game played: Hidden City (ongoing)

actually, let's make it a month

LMAO I love this show

I will never forgive Cobra Kai for making me attracted to JOHNNY LAWRENCE

ME: Welp, no projects so Imma binge Evil PROJECT LEAD: Here's a project drop! ME:

Drop the makeup routine fam

Showing this to me when I'm stoned is rude. RUDE.

!!!!!!!

(I return to the couch to see Momo drinking out of my cup) ME: Augh! Momo, no! You have fresh water in your room! MOMO: Forbidden fruits are the sweetest, mother ME: THERE'S A WHISKER IN MY CUP MOMO, sauntering away: You look dreadful when you cry