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This King Lear reboot is gonna be 🔥

Smashing some Slutty Buns 🔥 @saisons.bsky.social

Lots of people tried to tell me this is fake Folks, I’m a PhD marine biologist who studies both seafood sustainability and the spread of misinformation I think I’d know if cranberry bog dolphins were fake

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNi_... I think it was @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social who introduced me to this song.

@gaiathomas.bsky.social appears to have scammed a Palestinian woman out of $20k of GoFundMe donations.

If you want something to lift your spirits today. Former sitcom writer and current absolute prick of a TERF and fascist Gl*nner had a new book out in the last week. It sold 390 copies, including pre-sales.

NO LGB WITHOUT THE T. 💪💪💪💪💪

and then there's the .30-06 Springfield round, made in the USA, and pronounced "thirty-aught-six"

Car Wash xkcd.com/2815

Brassica xkcd.com/2827

I once ran an entire Mafia game with literally everyone being townsfolk, playing the mafia, doctor & sheriff as NPCs and watched everyone lose their minds with paranoia and suspicion....

Just gonna re-up this for today

the entire internet is gonna be this stuff by the end of the year and youll have to like, call a librarian on the phone in order to find reliable information again

In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, the two times The Far Side and Dennis the Menace accidentally had their captions switched. I laughed for an hour the first time I saw these.

Drinking a cup of coffee and organizing some of my favorite stories in the NYT archives into various categories (you know: pets, poisoning, dentists, hats etc.) and came across one of my favorites, from Feb. 2, 1908.

I will accept this time travel plot.

My eldest sister just told me I look like a young John Brown and OMFG I have never felt this euphoric before. NGL, I am far more old John Brown

Yes, lots of people died at Pompeii and Herculaneum when Vesuvius erupted in A.D. 79 - but what about the far greater number of people who survived? Where did they go? Fascinating archaeology article about how people moved on after major disasters in the ancient world:

My straightest male friend, a white, 30-something roofer, always asks me to text him when I get home safe after hanging out. Stop being weird about people being nice.

i bet disney fucking loves microsoft right now

Good news tho, he's dead.

This is important - if you're in a problematic situation and have a go phone/secret phone, it WILL make noise today if it's powered on. Please do what you need to do to stay safe and spread the word for others

Longform about the rise of the juggernaut that is British ready made sandwiches. www.theguardian.com/news/2017/no...

TIL that Baby Got Back passes the Bechdel test.

Oh sure, you can use a GAN to generate thousands of misshapen anime girls and nobody bats an eye, but you plagiarize the most beloved cartoonist of the 20th century ONCE and everyone loses their minds

no thoughts, only scubanubis

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what