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FUCK GUYS! red robes are on sale at Target right now! next to the former Pride section!

here's today's post: "we need to talk about this vampiric shitweasel" — what’s happening in LA is this fucker’s fault. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

some of you whites care more about dogs, and burning driverless cars then you do about dead children in Gaza and it shows.

rightwingers freaking out about 6 or 7 burning driverless waymo cars is the perfect illustration that conservatives view human life worth less than property

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

This game unearthed WOKE urges in me. Sucking dick is woke. Sucking vampire dick is more woke. #BG3

is it gay to laugh now?

Lady Knight Sketch:

The Greeks sent me a horse. It was a beautiful horse! made out of wood, strong wood tough wood. I could be an asshole and say "no i don't want your horse Greece! Sell it to me".

wait wait wait! Has anyone checked that jet from Qatar for the cheap eggs?

Getting my dick sucked at the weekly debt. teams meeting.

Now that the borders are closed it's nice that we can start again and take a good look at the "refugees" coming. looks like we have a shipment of *checks notes*. ... It says "the most racist white people in the world". ok, very cool

And now, ... GIRLS JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES!!!!

Is Katie Perry embarrassed yet? it's just been an unstoppable and never ending train of cringe all April.

oh yeah. Real "antisemitic" right here

No? But mine is special. Jk. it's not

No wonder Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrated his death.

we got a great big conclave electing through the night. We got a great big conclave white smoke a beautiful sight! #pope #conclave

Dumb as fuck. it's obviously because that's not Melania. it's 3 hairless cats on their hind legs standing on each other shoulders.

it’s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope

What the fuck!? JD Vance killed the pope!

i know it already happened but just one more time in honor of the 4chan hack. An old classic. I don't think this originated on 4chan. it might actually be a little older. But still, around the same era. I put on my robe and wizard hat. This shit use to HIT when i was a teenager

this cow is going places 🐄🚗💨

4Chan hackers: "I put on my robe and wizard hat"

This is just low....

Trump sounds like a cheating man getting grilled about the side piece when he's asked about Abrego Garcia. "Who?, baby i don't know who that is, and even if i did i don't know where they are, and even if i did i don't know how they got there". We're in an abusive relationship.

Free Palestine Friday!

BREAKING NEWS: Crime president up to more crimes!

one of my tiktok followers made this

Having some tacos today. Beautiful overpriced American beef tacos!