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Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics. "You're here to set people's heads on fire"
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90% Human-like AKA Everyone I've Ever Dated AMIRITE PEOPLE

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/a... "Oooh, but they're so *edgy*!" I've seen more edge on a Sausage McMuffin.

Can I not just have a Belvita?

www.facebook.com/share/r/16Je... This is actually funny AF. Also, once of these men has given me a bread roll TRUFAX

Just this, really.

Perfection.

post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

There they all are there, all the lads.

"No, *I'M* Althea and *YOU'RE* Donna...."

Climbed the hill in our own way.

Cheer up, Big Ange- your P45 still seems to magically not have been processed.

No, Nunez- keep the top off *phwoar*

Mo, though #YNWA

Gakpo needs to check his contract. Pretty sure joint ownership has been outlawed.

www.bbc.com/sport/footba... Truly Olympian-level shithousery.

PREACH, BROTHER BIG VIRJ

And you've asked *everyone*, have you?

That shot from Brecel actually made me soil myself #TheSnooker

I don't think I've ever seen so many* Torquay fans in one place *any

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

www.mylondon.news/news/south-l... Things To Do Today: - Attempt sex with plastic doll - Increase social capital - Put bins out

"How's my hair?" "Yes"

I hope you find peace and rest, Virginia. Please know that you didn't fail.

Ooh now.

Still gets rotation on my playlist. Tune.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Oh fuck off, you fucking narcissistic danger. "My mum read bad things about me" WELL PERHAPS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THEM THEN.

youtu.be/XxM-TxUizaw?... Draft O'Clock.

What an actual fucking record.

www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/04/jose... These are absolutely gorgeous.

Y E S !

Combining them into Triple Word Scores always makes ME feel better. "Fuckingcuntyarseingtwathead", for example.