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stagnate, and die Disclaimer: The number 1138 is stalking me.
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too much, Magic Bus #lyrics #TheWho

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"shouldn't", I say to myself, as I move to doing something bad for me. "gonna, but shouldn't."

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Sports Night (1998-2000), 2 seasons It's a good show. Described on Comedy Central ads as "a show, about a show, about sports, that isn't about sports at all"

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

tonight's Peacock movie is "Knock Knock" (2015) starring Keanu Reeves, which wikipedia says is a remake of a 1977 thriller called "Death Game". Home invasion movie, women manipulate family man. at the point that I'm paused, Keanu complains to his captors, "What is the point of this?!" and I agree.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Horror Hoarder or Hoarder Horror?

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i should be cooking my nice maple & sage seasoned center-cut pork chop for dinner but I have this debilitating problem called I don't want to.

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Maine Is the world that went south Maine Is a punch in the mouth Maine at the top of the chart Has crushed my evil heart #lyrics #JohnLinnell

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saw in the paper today that CMP was granted another rate increase, which takes effect July 1, in 2 weeks. Nowhere, including CMP's website, does anyone say what the rate will actually be. just increase percentages of the "average" customer. TELL ME THE ACTUAL NEW RATE DAMMIT

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i so much want pie right now apple would be the best, but cherry or lemon custard would be nice too

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Ee-yoooo, ee-yaaay, eeyayo Ee-yoooo, ee-yaaay, eeyayo Ee-yoooo, ee-yaaay, eeyayo Ee-yoooo, ee-yaaay eeyayo! eeyayo! eeyayo! eeyayo! #lyrics #yesreally #ThePolice

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i'm on day 6 in a row of "why my shoulders hurt" at 10pm every night I guess it's my posture but it could also be the never ending stress. or my poor food choices. alternatively it's the constant, crushing pressure of about 14.7 pounds per square inch.

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what a world we live in that the anniversary of "hawk tua" passed by without much fanfare

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it's called "helium" because it makes you feel better

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Okay, the Hordak figure just totally pushed the Faker-as-He-Man figure off the shelf. there's no other possible explanation.

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my free Peacock subscription is up in less than 2 wks so I better step up my shitty movie watching (cos they gots a lot of shitty movies) (lemme just say, if the price were better, I still wouldn't sub to Peacock. free is the most I would pay.)

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bitty biddy boom boom

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The Minnesota shooter is a conservative republican Trump-supporting evangelical christian who listens to right-wing podcasts, according to a report published this morning by the Duh No Fucking Shit Gazette.

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remember when presidents weren't allowed to engage in other business?

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"Batman Begins" was released OTD in 2005, and I haven't seen it in years, so #MovieNight Also had this Lego Tumbler model to assemble - the last one from 2021, that I never got around to building; not the inferior new one - which I didn't manage to finish before the big chase scene, oh well.

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think I may have expended too much energy on being irrationally angry cos I'm now so very tired ... wanna nap ...

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wondering if it's worth the $1.47 and my time to take back this awful frozen yogurt from last week. (I only had one serving, been ignoring it since.)

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if I can figure out which house is blasting their damn stereo outdoors I'm gonna take my fucking crowbar to it this town needs a fucking noise ordinance

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

In America, we recognize only three kings: * Jack Kirby, The King of Comics * Elvis Presley, The King of Rock 'N Roll * Stephen King anyone else looking to be called king? go fuck yourself. #NoKings

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

what about the people in the back

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but what do the electric sheep dream about?

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i walk alone darkened corrrrridor-ior-ior-iors #lyrics #TMBG

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there's 104 days of summer vacation IF YOU LET IT.

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Millions of dollars to have a parade (that relatively few people went to, lol), and they couldn't even oil the damn bogies my little hometown's Bicentennial parade -- the only one I remember them doing -- was better attended

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It's very clear you're being unfair, King, No matter what you say, we won't obey. Gonna hold a revolution now, King, And we're gonna run it all our way With no more kings #lyrics #SchoolhouseRock #FuckTrump #NoKings

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I'm at the Pizza Hut I'm at the Taco Bell I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell #lyrics #DasRacist

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life is easy, people make it hard

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I watched a suggested YouTube music video that was made in the vein of a 1970's Dungeons & Dragons themed concert, featuring a woman in a chain-mail bikini waving a black sword. After-video suggestions included 3 more videos all with same woman in that outfit w/ sword in the thumbnail. uh ...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

if the literal cops are out here saying "call us before you believe any cop saying theyre a cop is actually a cop" states need to pass laws about LEOs IDing like yesterday or they will face undermined cooperation and faith in the entire law enforcement mechanism at a level that beggars belief

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

There are no kings in America except Jack Kirby the King of Comics

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this music video is like a mashup of 12 movie trailers, and I love it for that (song's good too) #SabrinaCarpenter

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