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It's pretty ironic that conspiracy theorists help elect the actual New World Order to take over the world. We're all just a bunch of chimps wearing shoes

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Really enjoying my daily midday shit where I get to catch up on what national emergency has been created today

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Bye bye America. Say bye bye

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the Aaron Rodgers Doc and I sorta like the spirit of what he's saying about questioning stuff but it's like the first time you smoke weed in high school and are like woah the world is fucked up bro but he's 40, rich as fuck, and famous as hell so it's weird to see him going through puberty

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️

submitted 68 days ago • 9542 comments

I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine

submitted 72 days ago • 952 comments

The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before. In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...

submitted 71 days ago • 26 comments

SOME GOOD NEWS

submitted 75 days ago • 108 comments

I invested a bunch of money into a company that makes guillotines. I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.

submitted 76 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Currently crying laughing at the fact that my gf just called James Gandolfini “Gandalf Mancini” thinking that was his actual name. I’m losing it.

submitted 76 days ago • 50 comments

Comedian Bill Burr comments on slain CEO Brian Thompson: "I was sitting there reading an article — 'Oh my god, he's such a great guy; he had a wife and kids...And then you find out, he and the other guys he's working for are getting sued for $121 million for dumping a stock"

submitted 77 days ago • 87 comments