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So the antivax nonprofit previously (?) run by our current HHS secretary has created a fake CDC clone website full of vaccine misinformation infoepi.substack.com/p/cdc-clone-...

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

This is class

submitted 5 days ago • 99 comments

Well. This is what I did on Monday. A series of poems unrelated to Shrek 5 of them in fact. The gingerbread man one is...somewhat spicy (Filmed at and by the lovely @theacms.bsky.social. Book tickets for their shows!!) youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Post a picture of when your pet was little Franklin, who is still quite little, but has the biggest whiskers.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Just got my White House Press Pass, looking forward to asking these questions of a foreign leader fending off an invasion after my own POTUS & VP threw a fit while repeating the propaganda of a dying oligarchy.

submitted 24 days ago • 32 comments

RIP Leon the Lobster. Not the news we needed at this time.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud. paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...

submitted 30 days ago • 81 comments

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

submitted 46 days ago • 211 comments

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

submitted 56 days ago • 98 comments

if you’re hungry i wouldn’t suggest clicking on this [thread] featuring dolly parton.

submitted 62 days ago • 21 comments

I wrote this on eternal life and ceaseless cringe. And how I've no interest in living forever if it's in a world ruled by the weird, brittle freaks we call tech CEOs. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

submitted 67 days ago • 60 comments

Clarence Thomas takes a lot of heat from liberals these days, but even his harshest critics can't deny the value of his extensive subject-matter expertise in this important case before the Supreme Court right now

submitted 68 days ago • 224 comments

Did you know we're all placed onto different Bluesky servers, and they're named after mushrooms?? You can find out what mushroom server you're on by looking yourself up on Clearsky clearsky.app I'm team oyster mushroom. 🦪🍄

submitted 70 days ago • 557 comments

It's been a while so please revisit—or, lucky you, visit for the first time—the Wendy's "Hot Drinks" training video:

submitted 71 days ago • 19 comments

Hiding who you really are until a president tells you it's okay is some pretty serious beta behavior

submitted 72 days ago • 15 comments

It's presently unclear why, but over the past year someone has created a network of fake Facebook accounts pretending to be employees of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Many of the accounts in this network have GAN-generated faces.

submitted 75 days ago • 7 comments

Mary didn't give birth in a shed for you to watch James Corden on Christmas Day

submitted 90 days ago • 18 comments