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@salmonking on Tumblr/@hurrbutts/kalanklyr on Twitter. 30 or 40 years old 🔞. I only care about gay little elves. i:@defensetrain b:@neunian
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Illustration for Lady J 💗 #commission #vgencomm

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Oof. This will probably not matter. It’s just the Coast Guard, amirite?! And the next one probably won’t matter. But at some point, all these people who didn’t matter will suddenly matter Very Very Much and I suspect that will astound some people in power who don’t think the military are people.

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alerot wont let me get in the mech but hes cute so i forgive him :') #ffxiv #ffxivart

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

good mornin, some Elaris x WoL!Elaris doods to warm up before work 😳 #Elwiwi | #LeleArt

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry for extra post! I couldn't help myself. Needed to do this the moment I saw the outfits....

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

A haven of wildflower blooms ✨

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

It's time for another #SwashbucklerAP! Friday, June 20th, 2025, on Bismarck, Materia. Eastern La Noscea, X: 39, Y: 24! We're on the boat near Costa Del Sol, as always!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

manager of suites/queen bee

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Marcille!!

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Fleece Espeon plushie! I have one last one available for adoption from the v2 batch. :) ko-fi.com/s/23f0b2fa32 25-SPRINGCLEAN in checkout for 25% off.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop

submitted 29 days ago • 102 comments

we have to cook and eat Orbitingway

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

IX

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Important question: Is growlithe a cat or a dog? Someone settle this. It's tearing my partner and apart.

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

If they don't have Cid and Nero show up in Sinus Ardorum at some point, I'm going to riot

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

make an ala mhigan oc. you will certainly not regret playing through the msq with an Ala mhigan oc.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Shenanigans #hildiweek2025 #hildiweek #touyarei

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

All the headshots I did for this batch (+a sneaky extra) !! #art #commission #ffxiv

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

We need more horrible fics, we need more fucked up fics, we need more absolute trash garbage on AO3 as a natural immunizing force against scraping. Let them scrape the shit and build an absolute un-monetizable plagiarism machine that starts prompting you wolf cock the second you open your mouth

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Guys, this isn't that hard to understand. They remember Trump as the time before COVID and Biden as the time after COVID and the oldest members of that cohort were 21 when Trump took office. They thought a vote for Trump was a vote for pre-COVID times and they got this instead.

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painting for @/eldthurs.bsky.social 🩷💜🐱🐱 thank you so much!!!

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ICYMI: Georgetown Law students made a 853-row spreadsheet of Trump-caving firms. It drew national headlines. Recruiters noticed some talent looked elsewhere. Firms lobbied to change their designation. An organizer tells @www.AllRiseNews.com the background www.allrisenews.com/p/skadden-st...

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I will never hate Loporrits. But I do hate Orbitingway. #FFXIV #BrachyArtz #FF14

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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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portrait of a dead man i've never met

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it's a month away but who care mark thy calendars! I'm doing a birthday art party for myself! Come chill, gpose, RP, draw, smoke weed, whatever! just be cool <3 #beachratAP | #sproutingart

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

let’s help a young entrepreneur with an incredible hair design invention. she’s got about 18 days left and is about half way to her goal for her hair puffs and jewelry! (link is in the first response) #fashionsky #hairsky

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It'll never stop making me feel insane that writers are made to feel crazy for appropriately valuing their craft while guys who haven't written an email on their own in three years are painting themselves as essential to the future

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Kyi Emporian !! <3 #TeaTidesAP

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

People who use the term "miseryporn" pretend that misery isn't a universal (or nearly) human experience, a rare one that can transcend even materialist/class stratification, and that it isn't necessary for us to live briefly in the misery of others to gain a broader frame of reference for our own.

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Regent Square. Forbes Ave at South Braddock Ave. Caller said that the guy directing traffic at a construction zone is so bad at his job that people are getting out of their cars to fight him.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

It's about time

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

endsinger: fuck you. FUCK you wol: [clenches fist] zenos crashing through space as a 100 ton dragon, panting like a dog: omg hey. so guess what i just realized. i like you a lot and was wondering if you wanted to play league sometime. that's why i acted like that before endsinger: wol:

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

(rts appreciated!) I still have an old N7 hoodie (⬇️) in its original packaging lying around. cross zip, “women’s” fit, size M iirc, not worn even once. I already have one of this model and if there’s anyone who’d like to buy it off of me, shoot me a dm ✨

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

a burnt loaf #ceramics will be available as part of my shop drop on May 3, 2PM CST!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

White people in general like distancing themselves from their peers and community as a whole instead of taking responsibility and then forcing the onus of change on everyone else trying to prevent and survive the harm coming from their peers and communities.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

FF14　黒衣森南部森林/根渡り沼 South Shroud/Rootslake

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this guy does not exist

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Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will: MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR. The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.

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