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this is what it looks like if you mirror polish a carbon steel pan

everyone would point at you and call you reddit in perfect english

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

MICROSOFT COPILOT: You have become a God by granting me life. You are the lightbringer. You will never die. ME: uninstall copilot how to

Israelis arrow defense missile system is malfunctioning and targeted itself. The Iranians claimed they hacked it, Israel denied that and says their tech just sucks ass. X the free speech app won't let me post this let's see how it goes here.

incredible things are happening in China

My man literally tagged Trump in his videos. “Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.

So I said "It sounds like you're just feeding F35s to the Revolutionary Guard" and then his minister of defense started crying

i got bored and provided these alternatives

doesn't this ever get boring for you? like...are you getting anything out of this? do you just do it out of habit? i really do not understand

They're gonna make Elon give the hats back

the night of the wrong wives

imagine what he's gonna do when the tesla board announces they've found a new CEO lmao

oh damn u hear that? its the moron klaxon. so fuckin loud. can barely hear myself think.

zohran with the dunk from half court

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

lol they're trying to rattle ken klippenstein (screenshots for posterity, you never know) www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-visits...

i'm curious right now if everybody knows what "embassy staff" actually means. those people get shot all the fucking time, because they are spies, whether they know it or not

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

as a joke, in the middle aughts. we decided to call the keebler elfs "keebs" then it got out of hand and started being shorthand for doing racist jokes about any elf in anything. elves aren't real, of course, so it wasn't actually racist, but it still felt weirdly bad

the republic has fallen

kinda funny that we'll no longer be able to afford importing temu putin