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28 | They/them | Neurodivergent | Gamer | Therapist | TTRPG Enjoyer | Lover of Fictional Characters | Dragon Age, ATLA, FF7 & Star Wars | #1 Jeremy Swayman Defender MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

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There’s never enough money for healthcare. There’s never enough housing. There’s never enough accessibility to healthy food. There’s always money for the war machine. I don’t even have words anymore.

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White People: We’re bombing innocent civilians on the other side of the planet. They can’t touch us, so what’s the problem? Chill. colonialism runs deep

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we live in a world dominated by the petty, vindictive evil of small men with tremendous power they gained from terrible and cruel acts. our lives change at the whim of the worst among us. sometimes it’s hard not to doom, you know?

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yes i am sure

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It’s insane how the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES just launched an attack without congressional support, and then addressed the country to say a whole lot of fucking nothing.

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Me when the monthly PMDD symptoms sink in

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Gonna level with you bro I think DHS needs to be dissolved after this. Regardless of what national security functions fall under its remit, it's clearly institutionally constructed in such a way allows it to be used as an unaccountable tool of executive power. Can't reform your way out of that.

submitted 5 days ago • 357 comments

I had 1 and a half glasses of wine and I’m about to sob I’m so happy for Marchy

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God I want to see Marchand lift that cup again so bad

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#booksky #writingcommunity

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submitted 6 days ago • 120 comments

Imagine if Brad Marchand won the Conn Smythe Trophy

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The East Coast has shown up, 2.4 million and counting, with massive turnouts in small towns across the country. Shoutout to the Carolinas, Georgia, and Ohio for showing up strong!

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late as always but wanted to play 🥰 #ArtVsArtist #DAFanFriday #DragonAge #embroidery

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What a comeback from Edmonton. Just gotta stay out of the box.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

happy pride!! 🌈 #dragonage

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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

submitted 14 days ago • 3068 comments

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 14 days ago • 895 comments

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the moment where CA Dems either step up or show us exactly how useless they are. Don't come into my mentions excusing them or talking about what they "can't" do. There's a lot they can. They aren't so far.

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There goes my short handed short king Brad Marchand 🥲

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✨️Baldur's Gate Oracle Cards✨️ 17 months of work, 22 characters, and more than 500 hours spent. Love this game to bits! 💜 I have spent 445 hours in the game itself so far, what about you? Which character and card is your favorite? #bg3 #baldursgate3fanart #galedekarios #astarion #karlach

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If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

submitted 16 days ago • 148 comments

Florida is just handing power plays over on a silver platter right now.

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My favorite part about this NHL season is the shift in public opinion of Brad Marchand.

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PlayStation swooped in before everything got started in earnest, put their whole dick on the table, and left

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Really missing the Ebon Hawk crew right about now

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Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.

submitted 21 days ago • 32 comments

Someone has to have it explained to them that crying big sobby tears is good.

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"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”

submitted 22 days ago • 717 comments

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... You know what, I can see the vision. A therapist being my #1 feels so on the nose

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monoco & noco

submitted 28 days ago • 48 comments

wip from a long time ago (circa 2022) I swore I would finish one day.....

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t want to hear a single person talk shit about Jeremy Swayman this year after today.

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I finally finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 a couple of days ago. The way this game portrays grief will have me in a chokehold for YEARS. As of right now, this is my GOTY and 2nd favorite game of this decade.

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Hey good news for #writers!! Ellipsus has made a solid stance on privacy, and AI, so if you were interested in a more ethical, private and safe alternative to Google docs, maybe consider them! NO data harvesting NO AI training NO cops policing adult work ellipsus.com

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*da2 wall-leans* heyyyyyyyyyy

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The Truth About Clea - A Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 character analysis ♥️ youtu.be/zE52hW6KGgE

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