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web analyzing [ lesbian in a hat ] You can call me Hoff (they/them) GA4, GTM, BigQuery, GMP Hire me: https://inahat.co/hirehoff
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My conservative #nametwin must be pumped for the Muskocracy. I've had an influx of email subscriptions.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The first Pride was a riot. World Pride is in DC this year. Just sayin’

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

“Have the day your voted for” - damn.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I was unaware that one of my #nametwins is a dancer. I’ve been invited to a Tango Marathon. “We’re writing to you, one of the more than 1300 amazing dancers who have joined us in past editions of our events, filling the dancefloor with joy, energy, and unforgettable embraces.”

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Hackers don't audit accounts. Hackers hack passwords, steal data and info, and install worms/viruses/malware. DOGE is a hacker squad. If they wanted an audit, there would be accountants.

submitted 21 days ago • 31 comments

My latest. As journalists and writers, we have a duty to use language that is accurate and describes our current reality. I’m no longer going to talk about DEI/Anti-DEI. Let’s be clear. We are facing racial purges and re-segregation. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

submitted 25 days ago • 229 comments

Selective outrage of the right.

submitted 26 days ago • 526 comments

@altnps.bsky.social hi, I owned badassparks.com and pre-felon-election I took the auto-renewal off… so as of three days ago, it’s open and available.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I would like a wooden stand like a record player “now playing” only it’s for a coffee bag and it says “do dripping” ☕️

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Welp here it is. H.R. 899 - to eliminate the department of education. My rep is a co-sponsor, so she will be getting several (more) calls from me. Download 5calls app. Use your voices. #highered #edusky #academicsky www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Ok, who else is thinking Deep Dream (Jason Bourne) whenever you see Deep Seek?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This is Authoritarian 101 basic stuff: Start a witchhunt into media platforms that aren’t promoting your agenda. Meta caved in. PBS didn’t. So PBS gets the McCarthy treatment.

submitted 31 days ago • 18 comments

Never #transmemes

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

I wish I knew the correct email address for my Republican #nametwin so I could sign her up for "radical leftist hippie non-sense" the way she signs me up for her crackpot orange felon listserves.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

This is the last cookie season for the S’mores cookies. I’m devastated.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Important news bulletin: the panda cam is back nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/pand...

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

When do you succumb to progressive lenses? Asking for a friend.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Girl Scout cookies are still available. I don’t truly advocate for “eat your feelings;” instead “eat your fears” so you can take on the world.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Today while I was out, I gave some MAGA people directions to get to the airport and told them to get out of our city. That made me feel good. Spend your tourist dollars, please, and get the hell out.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know that Highlights has been running a scholarship for trans women and transfemme people who want to write children's and YA? You can apply here, or share it with your friends, or donate if you're so incline! www.highlightsfoundation.org/trans-women-...

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments

In my house, our version of Rick Rolling is Avatar's Secret Tunnel (IYKYK). I trolled my kiddo with it yesterday, and I'm paying the price with it stuck in my head.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Went to a memorial service for a parent from our school. May her memory be a blessing. And fuck cancer.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Um. I forgot about this place again. Sorry. You can see pics from Japan if you're pals with me on Instagram. I might curate some here, too.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I'm writing up some new documentation and wrote "snack_case" instead of "snake_case" - should I go get a snack?

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments