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Bill Murray confirms rumors about Elon.

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If you have T-Mobile, you can text them at 611 and ask that they stop collaborating with Nazis.

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There are some self-proclaimed Christians pushing voucher scams. Vouchers take money from public schools and give it to wealthy parents who already send their kids to private school. I can’t think of anything more un-Christian than stealing from the poor to give to the rich.

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It's a car with panels stuck on with Elmer's glue. Any 3rd Grader could have told you things would fall off it after a few months.

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If reports are true, Elon Musk is a dickless boss, having had his dick mangled into mush in a botched penile implant gone wrong. Allegedly, Elon has no dick.

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George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

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Christian Pulisic did nazi that coming.

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I'd love to see Lamine Yamal take it upon himself to become great at free kicks like Messi did. I might be wrong, but I think Barcelona has only scored one free kick goal in the years since Messi was forced out by Laporta.

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Lewandowski has been terrible today

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La Liga referees really hate Lamine Yamal and want to see him injured for some reason.

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elon has fantasies, who's going to help fulfill those fantasies for him?

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Nazi shit happens at CPAC every single year now. It's undeniable what that hive is. Anyone denying this shit still has their head so far up their own ass that they should never be taken seriously for any reason on any topic ever again because they're delusional.

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well that was a frustrating first half

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I miss Messi at Barcelona all the time, but especially every time the team has a freekick.

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I deleted my amazon account in November. not just prime, I deleted the whole account. I thought I would miss the convenience but I really haven't. I'd been using Amazon for decades, but now I don't miss it at all. Same for target.

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all nazis are vile but a Mexican nazi is also particularly stupid if he thinks the rest of his fellow nazis aren't going to turn on him

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A lot of the most evil people in the world are living parents, friends, and spouses. “He’s a good father and a good friend” doesn’t mean he’s a good person.

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I'm on a list for being angry about politics, and idk man, if you're not perpetually angry between November 6 and now, maybe you're just a garbage human being. We should find joy where we can. Joy is righteous and rebellious. But the anger is righteous too.

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“MAGA stands for resegregation and racism”

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I feel like Aragorn is going to appear in my house at any moment while I’m whining about not wanting to live in times like these. And then he’s going to say something stupid like, “be afraid and brave at the same time.” And the hell make me go on a hike with dwarves and elves in the snow.

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THIS JUST IN: crime guy unrepentant about past crimes commits more crimes. Sports at 11

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this man is a serial killer

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we're facing down fascism and the end of the motherfucking republic we need dems who swing shivs, not dems who meekly tweet respectability political drivel and I mean literal shivs metaphorical shivs are good too, but I want to see dems draw actual fucking blood

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Responding to Harris with, "The former President says that's not true," is journalistic malpractice and should be career-ending. No excuses for how reprehensible major new outlets were leading up to that election. Infuckingexusable, motherfuckers.

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Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.

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“HELLO FREE PRESS WATCH ME EXTORT THIS GOVERNOR RIGHT NOW”

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please share -- the creatively gifted #OurFlagMeansDeath fandom is auctioning amazing handmade items to benefit trans kids in the South. Bid it thru as a crew! 🌸🏴‍☠️ #OFMD #ofmdcraftfair

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They cannot withstand four years of this. We gotta get real comfortable with radical annoyance. Get vocal. Get involved. Show up. They will buckle. Doesn’t have to be all of them. Just enough. McCain was enough for one vote. But it’s going to take unprecedented fortitude to salvage our democracy.

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Me discovering new potholes in a screenplay: "At least it's more tightly-written than the vomit draft that is the U.S. Constitution." And unlike those lazy-ass founders, I'll do the necessary rewrites.

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Folks seem to forget what VP Harris’s run in the senate was like. She was the White liberal darling when she was going after Kavanaugh. White folks set her up then pushed her off the cliff. I don’t like them attaching themselves to Jasmine.

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Different sports, but what you do on the pitch/field/court/ice is only a fraction of your legacy as a pro athlete. Thus, Chris Kluwe > Wayne Gretzky. Wayne is the Garbage One.

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ALL REPUBLICANS ARE NAZIS AND WE NEED TO STOP PRETENDING OTHERWISE.

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I don't know why, but I thought of this bit of dialogue from the movie "Top Secret!" just now: Hillary Flammond: My uncle was born in America. Nick Rivers: Oh, really? Hillary Flammond: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

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sure, mitch mcconnell cynically masterminded the plot to destroy the US constitution and american democracy, but you have to at least credit him with lifting up his own constituents in Kentucky to make it one of our richest and most prosperous... (touching earpiece) wait I'm getting new information

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No, the mail is not “the least of our worries.” It’s a fucking important worry. It is the only postal service that delivers to every address. They are only provider of complete mail services for overseas military bases and provide free overseas PO boxes. They help prepare passport apps. Ship meds…

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