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saltykate.bsky.social
I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age. I assure you, I'm not an adult.
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JFC...at least give us something believable 🤦

Can't you all just do drugs and have sex like normal asshole teenagers?

The decision follows the Trump administration’s move to introduce a minimum tariff rate of 145% on Chinese imports. However, Friday’s exemption could ease costs for electronics made in other countries such as India and Taiwan. Read more: scroll.in/latest/10812...

I'm going to assume she refused to entertain the idea of a Greenland invasion.

Social Security Lists Thousands of Migrants as Dead to Prompt Them to ‘Self-Deport’ www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/u...

Jasper the koi betta. #BettasOfBluesky

I had a chat with the Amazon AI this morning after I noticed gigantic shipping charges on 3 of the 4 items in my cart. I took their advice. It's not worth it for me.

If you want to win a trade war, you gotta have something to trade that other side wants. And we're in a trade war with the very people who make all the things WE want. You're not going to win that.

Do you guys realize that the SAVE ACT is just a set up for blue state non compliance so Trump can stay in power? No? Was I not supposed to mention that?

#BettasOfBluesky

You know, if the government is going to require a passport for you to vote, don't you think they should be issuing it free of charge?

Hopefully he's still alive.

Working super hard on that runaway inflation.

Who the hell do you talk to about suing the government for giving a foreign national access to your personal files, bank account information and control of your pay?

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I no longer regret not being able to drink coffee. The rest of you are fucked. No coffee. No eggs. Bacon is next. 😂😂

Pandemic number 2 inbound! Or have y'all not heard that bird flu jumped to humans in over 60 cases and someone actually died from it this week? And we've got no research, no CDC communications and a government that thinks vaccines cause autism. But the price of eggs.....

Since we're all about renaming shit right now, I'm officially redesignating the penalty box in indoor soccer as "The asshole box." That is all. Carry on!

Brent couldn't leave the giant piece of common opal behind.

Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?

MURKOWSKI comes out against Hegseth for DOD, first GOP opponent. "The leader of the Department of Defense must demonstrate and model the standards of behavior and character we expect of all servicemembers, and Mr. Hegseth’s nomination to the role poses significant concerns that I cannot overlook."

Jesus: Feed the hungry. Clothe the poor. Heal the sick. Love your neighbor as yourself. It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. Judge not, least ye be judged. Blessed are the peacemakers. Trump: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!

Jasper Cam

He rides the bubbler like he's at a carnival😂