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Made some zucchini fritters from the garden 🌱🍽️

[after sex] me: sorry i kept doing cartoon voices

[after sex] me: *dolphin noises*

Marinating these ribs for 24 hours, Korean-style

Eating dinner while laughing at the people starving on Alone

I love boobs and cock as much as the next person, but I do wish the Explicit Content filter worked better, I wanna scroll in public but cant

One of my submissions for the Entomological Society of America's World of Insects 2024 calendar was accepted! This encounter of a eupelmid wasp borrowing a few stink bug eggs from 2021 helped spark my obsession with tiny wasps, understandably. Maybe it'll help do the same for others! 💙 🐝🧪🌿

why does rudy guiliani look like a goomba

if you use a dirty needle fhat’s bacterial phlebotomy

Creamy Potato-Zucchini-Leek Soup with a blue cheese garnish 🍽️ The zucchinis came from my garden 🌱

Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck we were on the balance point of two very different worlds and it's looking more and more like we are going for the super advancement one

A bunch of these tree tobaccos popped up in my yard, and I found out they’re invasive and highly toxic but I’ve also read that the leaves can be smoked and I’m very tempted, but also I’ve never cured leaves before. Can any medicinal plant experts weigh in? 🌱

No Gape for Old Men

Posting hole

I saw a wasp riding a cricket like a horse today.

As I'm reading more on this LK-99 stuff, a sprinkle of lead, a dash of copper, splash it in sulfuric acid. Y'all nerds are just doing alchemy. 🧪

ugh, maybe I’ll just leave the internet. I’ve had a good run, but seems silly now