salvar.bsky.social
Born with a weak heart
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It’s what separates us from the animals.
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The very first year they were introduced, they were my new favorite. Then they ruined it.
So actually if they’ve changed again, maybe it’s a good thing.
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Cui bono? Bono.
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youtu.be/e6F0aitNcmI
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Carefully frying one grain of rice at a time.
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All truck nuts replaced with truck labia.
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Just the other day I spent what felt like ten minutes dreaming about standing at a urinal and trying my best—fruitlessly, for which I was both frustrated and then grateful.
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🌭‼️
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If you pee in the matrix, you pee in real life.
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I mean clearly someone has to.
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I once found an Indian restaurant by literally following the delicious food smell, but as soon as I stepped inside all I could smell was rose. :(
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That reminds me, I’ve got to boil vinegar in mine to get the scale off.
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🎵We gon’ do what they say oughtn’t be done.🎵
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The exposé on this is gonna have to [sic] that bold section.
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These are the kind of jobs people in the future will never believe we allowed people to do by hand.
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I’m loving it and hating it at the same time. It’s simply not fun to replay a boss fifty times, not to me. If they make a sequel I think I might genuinely give it a pass.
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I’m half convinced they’re consciously mining ideas from doom-and-gloom liberal pundits.
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Have you tried wallpapering your entire house with tinfoil?
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I think you’re right. Elden Ring bosses are not just difficult: they’re immoral.
youtu.be/JDwoEQGEQmQ
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I’m starting to think I don’t have a part of my brain that creates.
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I still remember my turn at the aux cable being usurped on a class field trip when I naively decided to share my love of Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround.
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The first crit’s free.
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The most interesting thing about Boron is that it’s not just physically, but *conceptually* desolate.
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I might need to think about this for a bit. Friends were all crowing about a show that to me just seems really badly written, but I couldn’t decide which of my complaints were actual flaws and which were symptoms of me being uninvested. It just… feels a little disingenuous to smile and nod?
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We finally taught computers how to talk, and understand us when we talk in plain English. That’s made me more excited to see what the future holds than anything has in a long time.
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That was very nearly a horror movie at the end.
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lmao tbh
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Man I wish I had a humiliation kink.
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I really thought that scene was going to be more significant. Starting to think no one’s doing it.
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Caffeine gum and a transdermal fructose patch (fruit roll-up).
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It’s all downhill from here. Though The Orville, shockingly, does a fairly good imitation.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jis_...
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I tried subverting Norms but the patty melt was just too delicious.
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Wait, that's not how you spell "yeened".
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Any opportunity for science is an opportunity for mad science.
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It has been a while since we’ve had some really rocky horror.
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The more broadly philosophical an ad is, the easier it is to pretend it’s an ad for euthanasia.
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If this were animated, I have to assume the hot dog would blink.