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Demigirl, Pansexual, She/They, Unfortunate resident of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Midlands, Friggin' nerd, can read and write in 6 different writing systems for no particular reason, can kind of speak a little french Pizza is the single greatest food to grace our planet
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is there treatment for chronic loser disease?? this is urgent pls pls pls

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magnetism and radiation are crazy. this rock is a dick because it punches other rocks for no reason, and this one is a dick because it's an evil wizard that wishes death upon all life.

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so i tried playing playing minecraft beta 1.0 in singleplayer with a pen because my mouse is dead and i think i just encountered herobrine cuz it just got foggy, then the cows were acting funny, and then suddenly one got hurt offscreen. please tell me those were all coincidences or bad pathfinding

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singing along to a song so hard that it feels like you're trying to throw up your heart >>>>

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i may have a touch of the 'tism and idk how to feel. also how do i stop myself wanting to bite/headbutt everything

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common mistake made by many

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i love dinosaurs :]

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it's "ur so quiet and chill" until they get to know me and then it's "shut the fuck up" and "why are you like this" and "stop talking nonsense I don't understand any of it" and "get off the fucking fridge" and "get out of my fucking house it's 3 am" and "i'm going to kill you" and " i hate you so mu

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so many things i wanna say here but can't because i'm not sure you all are ready for it

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mfs ranting about goten and trunks still looking like kids as if gohan and goku also didn't look like kids until like 15. gohan looks 7 in the cell saga. goku looked 5 until the piccolo jr saga. that's literally just how saiyans grow.

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me to my kettle at 9pm:

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here's my hottest take yet: the theft of burning thermite

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balls ❤️

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how mfs feel after telling me that I pronounce herb wrong since I drop the h despite the fact my accent drops h's anyway and I'm not gonna make an exception for a word I'll only say once every 3 months:

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why are hot cross buns so good i just wanna eat them all the time

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scout is an american male called jeremy and died in 1987. this would place him as a possible victim of the bite of 87.

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I just ranted to the mirror about why the british monarchy is good and then somehow went on a tangent about how britain was the successor to rome anyways, every rome needs an emperor and elizabeth II was our julius caesar.

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my luck is so bad i'm somehow bad at games of chance

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i wanna drink tea. if tea dies i will actually become fbi's top 10 wanted and i'm not even sure if i'm joking. anyways tea is nice i think.

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is it just me that gets that urge to chew everything and anything like a dog for no reason. not even to eat. i just wanna feel my teeth bite on something. especially arms for some reason. i wanna chew an arm. gimme your arm. lemme chew it. i won't bite a chunk out i swear. lemme bite it. pls lemme b

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the united states is unlikely to make it to the year 9283 AD.

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piccolo really just apoears, shows off his outfit, drops a banger line, and then proceeds to get his ass kicked in ways worse than death by boiling alive.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

there is not a second in my head without "I hate everything about you" playing to a tien fight compilation

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kusuo saiki unironically beats goku and not even because he's a gag character. it's because of his stupid op ability to use a beam that downgrades PCs to Windows 10.

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db brainrot is real. i can't look at circuit diagrams anymore without looking at 'Cell' and immediately saying "You're either perfect or you're not me." also any verb i see immediately gets put into "(verb) you? no, I wanna kill you." db has ruined my brain

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Climate change deniers are crwzy because I'm still taking part in education and even I've seen the effects of climate change in my lifetime. no way these people in their 30's onwards haven't noticed.

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99% of strip miners quit right before hitting the massive cave with a kajillion diamonds in it

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i have 2 sides: •oh sick •IT'S SO PRETTYYYYYYY OH MY GODDDD AAHHHHEHEHWUWJJEBWIDJENODJENDJSO2BOE

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minecraft is a pretty cool game (i have sunk an embarrassingly large portion of my life into this game)

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i love new year

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i love tea

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i love bread

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i love pizza

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i feel like life has something big planned for me. no clue what or even if it's good but uhhh i'm curious ig knowing my luck it's probably homelessness

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guys if you need a youtube channel recommendation and like outdoor/camping/survival videos, then maybe watch Outdoor Boys. Their videos are literally amazing and I can actually just sit down and watch them which is very uncommon for me. this isn't sponsored at all, I just really love their videos.

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guys can someone explain the current state of the economy in minecraft terms? i'm not a businesswoman and big words make my little gay brain hurt. minecraft is the easiest medium for me thanks in advance

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