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It’s soooo cold! Why am I sitting at my desk in a wool turtleneck, two pairs of socks and a scarf?

The actress who plays Gemma is actually so pretty it’s insane

I’m so behind on my podcasts this week

I love how it just snows every day now and if it’s not bad enough my weather app doesn’t even bother to report it

Complaining about it snowing too much in Canada feels really dumb, but like really it’s snowing way too much

Is Severance gonna give us polyamorous old man yaoi?

MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”

Mirabel loves to lean on my, she thinks I’m her sentient couch

I’m always a little nervous to start reading an author I’ve followed online for a while, but I love when I finally do and they’re just as good as I hoped they’d be!

Miles is baaaaack 😭

Mr Milchick is so evil, and so hot

Never re-read manga you loved as a teenager as an adult. You will not believe the age-gaps you were shipping at the time

I think I’m gonna run out of coffee before grocery day ☹️

I can’t think of anything I’d want to watch less than Trumps inauguration

I think the trouble I have with dating is that being vulnerable makes me feel like a loser lol

I dunno if I want a larger Switch tbh, my hands are so weak already lol

Mirabel just snored so loud she startled herself awake

Is there anyone doing good research and/or writing on the environmental impact of the rise of AI?

Switching off my camera and muting myself during a work meeting, not because I’m having a bad hair day for once but because Mirabel is yowling and acting insane in the chair next to me

I still laugh every time a Canadian asks me if I’ve ever gone skiing or snowboarding

See, this isn't misspelled or misused, the thing is now trying to enforce a particular tone we should all use in our predominant form of communication. How angry this makes me is, frankly, out of proportion. Yet you let "whenevskies" STAND? Fuck you robot!!

I’ve started measuring the cost of things I want to buy by the price of a steam deck. “Oh I could buy that, but that’s half the price of a steam deck”

I downloaded balatro on my phone, but the way yall talk about it I’m afraid to start playing right before I go back to work

After avoiding it for years I feel like I’ve become an Arcane evangelist

Rewatching Arcane and screaming “no don’t hit them!” Every time the firelights show up

Sorry am I to understand that the plot of Baby Girl is Nicole Kidman cheating on Antonio Banderas? I don’t know if can suspend my disbelief that far

Had to make sure my hair looked good to go see my nieces as I attempt to indoctrinate them into believing that natural curly hair is beautiful

Hey~ t.co/doQEjlmcJY

Sometimes, the price of rent feels physically crushing to me

Woke up with my hair looking like La Roux what the hell

Almost didn’t recognize Rogelio in Schmigadoon. Literally wouldn’t have noticed if not for his voice, but he looks incredible as always

Should I finish reading All About Love before I try to date again?

My mom posting her student adventures in the group chat is still the funniest thing to happen this year

Is it rude to ask an artist if they’ve ever tattooed a black person before?

Unpopular apartment opinion: An in-unit dishwasher is so much more important than in-unit laundry

Why did I wait so long to watch Schmigadoon?

I hate when I eat a meal and am then immediately hungry again.

Didn’t occur to me that touch screens were responsive to cat paws, until Mirabel started turning the pages of The e-book I was reading on my iPad

Sometimes when I’m reading one of Emily Henry’s books it feels like she’s existed inside my own head