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Adulting is shit. When you have to take commute to another city and leave home around 5am. You go to bed… in the evening 😩😤 I need a good, hot, sweaty cuddle, my ding dong played and sucked off, 10M €, timemachine and god-mode cheat codes to this life. Totally reasonable, right?

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Chubby ding dong ☺️ One of my best sides 😋

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

How do you know you are hot? - You run 38.6°C / 101.5°F fever. 🤧🤒🔥😮‍💨

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

”Ok, you had your fun. Now gimme that towel. I’m freezing!”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Day 2 of returning to my normal workout schedule 😮‍💨😤💪

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Those first workouts after a lil hiatus from gym - clearly a design flaw in humans 😅😝 But nice pump 💪

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I highly recommend every big and tall guy, to get their own ”back monkey” with a massage hammer, to reach those pesky knots at their back 😙👌

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

The feeling when you have plenty of bodyhair: after sweaty gym - you get back home and feel itchy af - and the shower that revives your soul and body ✨😌🚿✨

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

And suddenly clothes that didn’t fit me last year, actually look nice and highlight gym gains 😋💪

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Bf came to my face, and it went in the nostril. I’ve been so horny today, since everything smells like cum to me… 😅

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Silky smooth shine 😙👌 Good lube 5/5⭐️ Now I need to test this with someone’s son 😜

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Bonk!

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Naughty or nice? IDK, but it’s thick bear meat kinda xmas here 🎄🎅🏻

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

It is calling some attention 😅

submitted 80 days ago • 4 comments

On journey of working out and changing flubber to solid appearance - going from a 6XL to XXL, you’ll gonna face bodydysmorpia 👻 ✖️Don’t give it anything to hang on. Like old streched loose tummy. It feeds your insecurities by hanging on the things you are ashamed and try to hide. ”Live as you preach”

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

I have a such a hairy aura 😝🐻

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

Brotip: Get yourself a gymbuddy that will push you to reach new gains 😉

submitted 94 days ago • 3 comments

🦍

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Thirsty on thursday evening?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Photoshoot days are fun 😋😜

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

It has been a journey. And I’m not done yet 💪😤😋

submitted 104 days ago • 3 comments

Can someone explane how did this happen? First pic is from 2019 when I came out and took my first pics for 🔩🏳️‍🌈apps. Second is from 2023. It’s the same ding dong, in both standing hard as a rock, but it kinda grew a bit… 😳🤯

submitted 105 days ago • 3 comments

The face | The cock

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

It looks like a pump, BUT this was just before going to the gym 😅 I’m a tank 🫢💪😅

submitted 106 days ago • 4 comments

Leak at aisle one! 💦 Slippery when wet! ⚠️

submitted 106 days ago • 4 comments

Plug it in and let’s get you warmed up 😜

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

It’s getting gold! 🥶 Get you big warm cuddle buddy now! 🧸 #winteriscoming

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

- ”Sir, are you classified as human?” - ”Negative, I am a meat popsicle.” 😉💪 ✖️ Try to guess my favorite movie 😜 ➖➖➖➖🥩➖➖➖➖ #gaybear #futuremusclebear

submitted 108 days ago • 4 comments

Did I say I had big balls? Not just the skin baggy, but the individual balls. Eatch is about a size of an large egg. Lil bit scared to have them in same basket all the time 🤭😅 ➖🐓🥚🥚➖

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

Belly and pecs for #tummytuesday 😋☺️

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

Slept so well, that I feel like devine virgin 😇😋😉

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

It was semi chubby dick kinda morning 😏

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

Workout after two weeks off feels so awesome 😙👌💪

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Lift! Let go. Lift! Let to. 💪

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

How’re they hanging? Downside of having big balls is that they are always on the way 😅🥚🥚