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My name is Sam and my favorite island is Greek Mythology Island ~ charli xcx | slayyyter | amaarae | tove lo | rebecca black | remi wolf | the maria’s | yes, ari too ~ omens from my rich inner psyche 🌞 🌚
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finish the sentence : everybody masc until …

my zodiac party Aries-free Taurus- $100 Gemini- free, but leave by 9 Cancer- $1 Leo- $15 Virgo- I pay you $10 to show up Libra-free Scorpio- shot out back Sagittarius- $2,000 Capricorn- $50 Aquarius- $10 Pisces- there’s no such thing as this

One thing about me and Winnie the Pooh is we’re going to walk around w our pussies out

this tea isn’t feeling kii….. we’re ijboling through the midnight skeets

me and hg when second-tier bestie asks if we can keep a secret

conclave

you’re the only skoomf i need, sharing skeets like little kids

today is her day

this diva

AND ZACK AND CODY MAMA WAS SELLING COOKIE OUT THAT HOTEL ‼️‼️

you in her dms .. im at her crib clogging her toilet with # 4’s on the bristol stool chart

what if yellowjackets happened to them

me in 20 min

morning :)

hmm 😌

a lot of you lack

which one are you?

new pink panthers is sooooo

gay test:

incredible update: Azealia Banks is now beefing with Grok

pigs giving birth: