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lol someone put my jingdezhen ware teacup away in the cupboard right by the edge so it would fall and smash into a million pieces when i opened it to put away the plates i guess nothing i own matters or is important

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yayyy process photos

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mother has covid. asked her to mask/avoid contact to prevent transmission. starts going around saying that we're treating her like an untouchable. gets angry at me for expressing discomfort at that phrase. implies i have anger issues

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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

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oh also i'll literally never get to be in a normal relationship so ill have to put up with rancid terminally irritating immature poly women foreverrrrrrr like there's literally nothing for me. nothing!

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i think theres a kind of performativity that people do about How They Feel About Themselves that really irks me. you can't possibly all have the correct prescribed feelings about ageing and body hair

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all of the trans women i know are moderately to extremely butch so i cant even ask them how makeup works. one of my finest smith college problems

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#castratehegseth

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going to country fairs is crazy bc theyll show you the most beautiful sweet large mammals and then theyll be like Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh we turned them into burger meat 😈and its like a worse than average burger. its a totally dogshit burger. you ate him and for what. mediocre lunch

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smoke and felt

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liao dynasty greatsword

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1hr robe volante/battante study

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helmet sketches, I kinda forgot that my whole reason for designing a muzzle was to nail down the look and then design a helmet to go with it. I think the muzzle was supposed to go quickly or something idk #art #mechsploitation #sketches

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every now and again i think about Dogor, the ice age barely-domesticated wolf puppy that they found in iirc siberia with clear signs of healing injury, buried with ochre like human remains deposits in the era

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size_difference, overweight_male ,

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Got beer?

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battlestar galactica 2004 was so fucking good. i would be great at psychosexually torturing gaius baltar

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egon schiele was kinda always painting tgirls by accident

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it is to me an inexplicable yet wonderful thing when people on here want to fuck bb because she looks like this

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trying to repress your own wants and needs to appeal to someone else is never going to be worth it. anyway i want to be in a monogamous relationship and i want bottom surgery :)

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Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 20 Of the Shape of Hearts and Humans Weaving a Story 2: Oral Stage

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its weird that you're expected to try at all when it will get you nowhere and nothing except pointless suffering and you just get hit with it again and again no matter what you try and then if you give up everyone gets mad at you. ok!

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students with access plans are so ENTITLED ok sorry you don't get to take twice as long as everyone else but have to slum it doing thr exam a day later with an additional half hour

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jd vance has been sentenced to the buddhist hell for evil reppers by yama for ten trillion years. punishment will include wearing a tshirt in the pool and never being able to avoid seeing your reflection under harsh lighting along with the classic dismemberments and coprophagia

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the spinx

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any story on Israel saying Iran can never get the bomb should mention that Israel is itself a rogue nuclear state.

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Flower picking 🌸

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wwii german war austerity c. 1943: umm can we maybies ask you to cut back on the liverwurst >_> wwii british war austerity c. 1939: if you try to buy a jacket with more than three buttons we will send you to JAIL. we are going to BOIL your HOUSEHOLD PET down into GLUE. we are doing WAR COMMUNISM

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the only way to world peace is nuclear superproliferation; nuclear powers don't go to war with each other directly, ergo, if every country has at least one nuke their shithead revanchist neighbour can't think of having a go

lol someone put my jingdezhen ware teacup away in the cupboard right by the edge so it would fall and smash into a million pieces when i opened it to put away the plates i guess nothing i own matters or is important

yayyy process photos

mother has covid. asked her to mask/avoid contact to prevent transmission. starts going around saying that we're treating her like an untouchable. gets angry at me for expressing discomfort at that phrase. implies i have anger issues

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

oh also i'll literally never get to be in a normal relationship so ill have to put up with rancid terminally irritating immature poly women foreverrrrrrr like there's literally nothing for me. nothing!

i think theres a kind of performativity that people do about How They Feel About Themselves that really irks me. you can't possibly all have the correct prescribed feelings about ageing and body hair

all of the trans women i know are moderately to extremely butch so i cant even ask them how makeup works. one of my finest smith college problems

#castratehegseth

going to country fairs is crazy bc theyll show you the most beautiful sweet large mammals and then theyll be like Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh we turned them into burger meat 😈and its like a worse than average burger. its a totally dogshit burger. you ate him and for what. mediocre lunch

smoke and felt

liao dynasty greatsword

1hr robe volante/battante study

helmet sketches, I kinda forgot that my whole reason for designing a muzzle was to nail down the look and then design a helmet to go with it. I think the muzzle was supposed to go quickly or something idk #art #mechsploitation #sketches

every now and again i think about Dogor, the ice age barely-domesticated wolf puppy that they found in iirc siberia with clear signs of healing injury, buried with ochre like human remains deposits in the era

size_difference, overweight_male ,

Got beer?

battlestar galactica 2004 was so fucking good. i would be great at psychosexually torturing gaius baltar

egon schiele was kinda always painting tgirls by accident

it is to me an inexplicable yet wonderful thing when people on here want to fuck bb because she looks like this

trying to repress your own wants and needs to appeal to someone else is never going to be worth it. anyway i want to be in a monogamous relationship and i want bottom surgery :)

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 20 Of the Shape of Hearts and Humans Weaving a Story 2: Oral Stage

its weird that you're expected to try at all when it will get you nowhere and nothing except pointless suffering and you just get hit with it again and again no matter what you try and then if you give up everyone gets mad at you. ok!

students with access plans are so ENTITLED ok sorry you don't get to take twice as long as everyone else but have to slum it doing thr exam a day later with an additional half hour

jd vance has been sentenced to the buddhist hell for evil reppers by yama for ten trillion years. punishment will include wearing a tshirt in the pool and never being able to avoid seeing your reflection under harsh lighting along with the classic dismemberments and coprophagia

the spinx

any story on Israel saying Iran can never get the bomb should mention that Israel is itself a rogue nuclear state.

Flower picking 🌸

wwii german war austerity c. 1943: umm can we maybies ask you to cut back on the liverwurst >_> wwii british war austerity c. 1939: if you try to buy a jacket with more than three buttons we will send you to JAIL. we are going to BOIL your HOUSEHOLD PET down into GLUE. we are doing WAR COMMUNISM

the only way to world peace is nuclear superproliferation; nuclear powers don't go to war with each other directly, ergo, if every country has at least one nuke their shithead revanchist neighbour can't think of having a go

nobody applies sacred unguents anymore or is anointed with oils

fuck it udder balm at the gas station today i guess