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Even Elon Musk's own AI knows what Musk is really doing.

to: [email protected] re: What did you do last week? === 1. Snorted a ton of cocaine 2. Swung around a chainsaw at a Nazi rally 3. Blew off the mom of one of my 100s of kids to scream at astronauts online 4. Did practice Sieg Heils in the mirror 5. Cried about my broken, deformed dick -Eric (he/him)

Ah, the controversial Roman heart signal (according to the MSM)

If Faridge and his ilk have their way there would be hardly any staff in this hospital. Multicultural Britain at its best. 💪🫶

Dads had a turn so stuck at the hospital. Just picked up the #FT Weekend. “It’s not on the till love so I’ll have to put it through as 2 Telegraph’s but you’ll save ten pence”… Where’s DOGE!

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

I never thought I would see something like this in my lifetime:

I’d like to think I’m the first person to get into a flame war with VPOTUS from the swimming pool of Woburn Center Parcs at half-term.

Quite proud of #BBCnews tonight. Great Work.

Murphy: "Donald Trump's contempt for the rule of law is unprecedented. What we are all watching right now is Donald Trump throw away the idea that laws apply to everyone equally. And it is astonishing to watch so many of my Republican colleagues fall in line."

I was electrocuted, beaten, stabbed in the leg and starved after being captured while defending my home and family in Mariupol. We held back Putin’s invasion for several weeks while Russia slaughtered over 25,000 predominantly Russian speaking Ukrainians including women and children.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Spokesperson for Vladimir Putin. Only we in the UK and Europe will protect Ukraine.

This week's edition of Most Favoured Nation looks at the legal, semi-legal, and defintely not legal ways countries could abide by Donald Trump's demands to lower their tariffs on US exports. mostfavourednation.substack.com/p/most-favou...

animals have been observed moving to higher ground before tsunamis, suggesting they’re able to sense impending disasters. no reason to bring that up, just came to mind.

There are now few pleasant ways out of this. American politicians need to find one of those ways.

They who save their country… remember the pronouns…

I’ve started to scowl at Tesla drivers and salute Pollstar drivers and I’m beginning to think Trump isn’t good for the Tesla brand…

@profgalloway.com something even less off putting in the bedroom than Pandora Ads? open.spotify.com/playlist/2uz...

Economic Impact Analysis, Legal and WTO Compliance, Impact on U.S. Businesses and Consumers, Sector-Specific Considerations, Distinction Between VAT and Tariffs, Diplomatic and Trade Agreement Ramifications, Implementation Mechanisms, Subsidies and Government Spending I.e how to fund..

Why is nobody talking about this?

Just deleted google maps from my iPhone. It’s a small thing yes, but the Gulf of Mexico remains on Apple Maps, and google should have more of a spine. So off you pop. #googlemaps