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checking in on decentralized assets intended to be independent from governments and big banks

it rules how often people hype up the Mordor "nemesis system" like the second game wasn't just an orc interrupting a fight to reintroduce himself followed by three more orcs interrupting a fight to holler like "oi! gravewalkuh! betcha thought ol Skrimbleshanks were dead! now I'm immune ta bees!!"

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “They think they want good government and justice for all, Vimes, yet what is it they really crave, deep in their hearts? Only that things go on as normal and tomorrow is pretty much like today.”

Anybody want to volunteer to sort flash animations? Pays nothing. Occasional screamer/shock flashes. Tons of weird 2000-2005-era games. DM me.

hakeem jeffries is so much worse at his job than nancy pelosi it's making me question my war on the gerontocracy

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Omg his nose wiggling

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it's true

Damn no way, the guy that lost to JD Vance thinks you're cool?

Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears. My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ

Living in the dumbest timeline occasionally yields a laff

to their credit china actually found a good use case for ai development: sinking silicon valley

Can't seem to log into my TikTok? Is it down or something?

The law firm that sued hawk tuah girl just filed suit against pump.​fun over the PNUT memeco— You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

the chinese netizens have put america in the ground

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Daily bunny no.2829 should not've bought in bulk

where does the new york times even find these people

Yahoo! (1997)

*cue WHAM! synth* last christmas, i warned you, “no wipes,” but the very next day you clogged all my pipes. this year, i’ll call you to say, “don’t be surprised— i just installed a bidet”

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor