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sambrero.bsky.social
My tattoos don’t mean anything My hair was blue, now it’s green Will tell everyone if you’re not punk 🖤
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Got to see Kurtis and Jacob again tonight 🖤

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China has alopecia, we need to go to the vet

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Watching my mate get Beyoncé tickets for LA is putting the whole unit on edge

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Hello there, goddess of midwifery, it’s ya gal Sammie. Can we just have like ONE shift where nothing stupidly dramatic happens? Kthxbai

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Stepped outside and omfg

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It’s nice to know that Emma chamberlain and I have both dated men that want to be exclusive without calling it a relationship. Embarrassingly Emma was a teenager and I was in my 30s but ya know

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Ever been so tired you dreamt about sleeping? I just did that

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Finished my drawers! 🩷💛💚🩵💙💜 They even got the Bernie wag of approval #colourful #colorful #rainbow #art

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I genuinely love working on Christmas Day (when my kid is at her dads) because the whole team brings in good snacks, we try and do late starts/early finishes, and everyone’s wearing red lipstick or a fun lil accessory. Even if it’s going pear shaped we all just band together more to get through it.

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Hey sis, it’s Christmas! You can cross me off of your wishlist!

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Update The colours aren’t nearly as primary colour looking irl, I am absolutely having regrets about how long this is taking however 🙃

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These are going to turn into a chest of drawers tomorrow, and if I ever have to deal with contact* ever fucking again I might scream. (It will look amazing once done though) *self adhesive vinyl if you’re a fancy wanker 😌

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How good is going to the shops this week 🙃 I love working shift work and as a result needing to do food shopping the week of Christmas 🥰

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I wear this every day without fail

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Big drama in the local Facebook group… someone’s parked legally and their neighbours are NOT HAPPY 😠 Fucking hilarious how worked up people get over absolutely nothing

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Its 11pm and its still 28c what kind of hell is this 😫

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How bloody good is @mslazysusan.bsky.social

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Can’t wait to meet the name rater. Hope he likes Steve #pokemon #pokemonoras #steve

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Threw axes in heels and chose a karaoke song I didn’t know the words to. Would not recommend either

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My mum ordered my Xmas present and it was delivered today when I was at work. Somehow mum (lives interstate) SPOKE TO THE DELIVERY DRIVER and also somehow CONVINCED MY NEIGHBOUR TO ACCEPT THE PARCEL. I have never spoken to the neighbour before today when I had to go collect my parcel from them

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So a random spatula (egg flip type not scrape the sides of the bowl type) has appeared in my house that looks exactly like the one I have minus the melted side. Did I please the fae without realising?

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This week has been such a rollercoaster I lost a beautiful friend to depression, attended some of the most amazing births I’ve ever witnessed, helped a VERY prem baby enter the world (they’re doing unbelievably well), and heard about a 74yo Albatros who got herself a new man (the true highlight)

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Now I’m an adult with disposable income I’ve been playing old Pokemon games that I never got to growing up. I’ve just ordered alpha sapphire and I’m honestly considering buying a gba as well.

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It’s spotify wrapped time!

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Watching a dog show on tv and so I gave my dog a little pep talk about not comparing himself to the professionals on the tv as that’s like me comparing myself to a VS model, and that he’s perfect just the way he is

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