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samerealwoman.bsky.social

I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==

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#GenX. We wear readers because we forgot that our readers were already on.

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If you keep accepting less and less as enough, eventually you'll be left with nothing.

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When you hear strange noises in your home at night, just make some more strange noises to establish dominance.

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cheddar cheese doughnuts

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I should have been a seamstress for the band.

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Manatees have no business being so adorable

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The nice thing about the ringing in my ears is that it drowns out the voices in my head.

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Sorry I was late, but my dog asked me to pet him for a couple of hours.

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Pretending things are normal gets more challenging every day.

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the inexhaustible horrors of waking up

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Maybe I like to listen to other people so much because it helps distract me from my swirling mess of feelings I can't escape from. Or maybe it's Maybelline™️!

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watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days pfft... I could do it in 8

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I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers. Also, why do you have feathers?

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There's never a dull moment. I miss that.

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*turns down music because we are almost there

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the corn dog be with you

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[honest phone sex] Him "What are you wearing?" Me "An old t-shirt and sweats" H "Are you horny?" M "Nah. I'm pretty tired" H "Me,too"

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If you’re not angry you’re high and not sharing the good stuff with the others.

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Woke up depressed that I woke up.

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The social media dopamine ain’t doing it nowadays

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Can't talk, trying to fit eggs into dime bags

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According to my fitness app, I paced the room for five miles while talking on the phone.

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Charisma can only take you so far. But it's cool. That's as far as I wanted to go anyway

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Going to the psych ward for some more grippy socks. Anyone need anything?

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Handsome and happy. ♥️

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I think I'd love every minute with you...

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A place for lovers to escape Sunshine and the ocean As the sun sets The lanterns ignite Music plays and cocktails flow Every moment their bond grows An island paradise Uncontrollable #love_for_loves_sake #fairytalepoets

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Good morning to everyone except people that chew with their mouth open.

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Avoiding people that intentionally and repeatedly do and say things they know will hurt you is top-tier self care.

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I need to stop being so hard on myself but I also need to stop being fat and stupid

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BREAKING: Fuck, what now?

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#GenX. We wear readers because we forgot that our readers were already on.

If you keep accepting less and less as enough, eventually you'll be left with nothing.

When you hear strange noises in your home at night, just make some more strange noises to establish dominance.

cheddar cheese doughnuts

I should have been a seamstress for the band.

Manatees have no business being so adorable

The nice thing about the ringing in my ears is that it drowns out the voices in my head.

Sorry I was late, but my dog asked me to pet him for a couple of hours.

Pretending things are normal gets more challenging every day.

the inexhaustible horrors of waking up

Maybe I like to listen to other people so much because it helps distract me from my swirling mess of feelings I can't escape from. Or maybe it's Maybelline™️!

watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days pfft... I could do it in 8

I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers. Also, why do you have feathers?

There's never a dull moment. I miss that.

*turns down music because we are almost there

the corn dog be with you

[honest phone sex] Him "What are you wearing?" Me "An old t-shirt and sweats" H "Are you horny?" M "Nah. I'm pretty tired" H "Me,too"

If you’re not angry you’re high and not sharing the good stuff with the others.

Woke up depressed that I woke up.

The social media dopamine ain’t doing it nowadays

Can't talk, trying to fit eggs into dime bags

According to my fitness app, I paced the room for five miles while talking on the phone.

Charisma can only take you so far. But it's cool. That's as far as I wanted to go anyway

Going to the psych ward for some more grippy socks. Anyone need anything?

Handsome and happy. ♥️

I think I'd love every minute with you...

A place for lovers to escape Sunshine and the ocean As the sun sets The lanterns ignite Music plays and cocktails flow Every moment their bond grows An island paradise Uncontrollable #love_for_loves_sake #fairytalepoets

Good morning to everyone except people that chew with their mouth open.

Avoiding people that intentionally and repeatedly do and say things they know will hurt you is top-tier self care.

I need to stop being so hard on myself but I also need to stop being fat and stupid

BREAKING: Fuck, what now?

Couldn't decide whether I wanted to live fit or live fully, so for now I'm living fitfully.

Never underestimate the power of positive lumbar support

I’ve always wanted to meet a Daphne.

Be advised it's reprehensible out

I’m not flirting, I’m just weird and making eye contact

What do people who touch our hair while talking want from us?

Bananas. They're quite yellow aren't they.