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WOOAH BLACK BETTY BAM A LAM

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

Trump orders CPB to stop funding NPR and PBS. CPB, for all its flaws, replies fuck you make me. “CPB is not a federal executive agency subject to the President’s authority.” cpb.org/pressroom/Co...

*hot blooded by foreigner voice* well I’m TEEN JESUS check it and see yes I will die but then I’ll come back in three

the average American has three friends

fresh herbs like parsley and cilantro should come in smaller bundles. you never use it all before it goes bad

KISS had to make suburban parents think they were literal demons from Hell so those parents' kids wouldn't realize all their songs were called "I'm Goin' Steady with a Rock'n'Roll Gal"

"and they looked at his knuckles and he had MS13"

“other than that he’s quite healthy, Mrs. Lincoln”

Daydream Believer

hey @maurycompson.bsky.social question for you. why was the Roman empress mad at herself for eating lunch in the barn

who wore it better

40% off a septic tank??? I don’t need one but that deal is too good to pass up

Ir should be legal to murder Tom Wilson

for her birthday my daughter asked for a red velvet cake so I made one from scratch

paint me like one of your French ladies

if you keyboard warriors can think of a better way to place a three way parlay on bomb strikes I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT

8 is the most unloved number on the microwave

Occasionally one random Reddit comment will make you stand up and go “You know what? This guy is absolutely right”

This is a beautiful reminder of context in a timeline.