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people pleaser/party thrower/problem solver. Mediocre fantasy baseball content The Dynasty Guru & Pallazzo IRL: www.samscatsanddogs.com UW ‘98 he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally I have a slight obsession with the Mariners. Paid to take pictures with cats and dogs. ✌️& ❤️
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I don’t think I know how to relax and disconnect. The next five days will give me the opportunity to try and remember how.

The consensus top 365 Starting Pitchers are now available to Discord members as well. Have a great Sunday, everyone 🦕 ⚾ 🦖

What's up everyone, discounting the rate to get into the TDG Discord for the rest of the week from $20 to $15 if anyone is interested. Donation gets you in for the 2025 season where you can talk shop with lots of super cool people and get early access to rankings too! See you in there! 🦕 ⚾ 🦖

WERF draft in the books yesterday. Wonderful distraction from everything else. Here is the team I drafted. Feel free to roast me.

Super Bowl props are the topic of ESPN’s pregame right now. They literally are going over the odds of the coin toss (even odds either way in case you didn’t realize). Now it is the Gatorade color they are debating. I feel so stupid watching this shit.

Bring back Ty France. That’s it. That is the skeet.

Now more than ever.

PSA: If your position on the coup is defeatism and resignation to autocracy keep that shit to yourself. If you're wrong, you're just Debbie Downering any hope of resistance and there is no upside if you're right. Drown your sorrows on your own and let the rest of us cling to hope.

Not QT’ing this because I disagree, but because until the M’s make the World Series I will haaaaaaate every World Series played. Also people tend to be complainers and haters, and I am no exception when it comes to my favorite team. Also Go M’s.

Ham Swaggerty this M’s fan wishes you the best. Other than when you are playing us. Then I want you to be the mediocre Pressed Ham Sandwich you were most of the time here.

I genuinely love Canada and Canadians. That’s it. That’s the skeet.

Getting ready for the second race in our Great Small Dog Races with the Silvertips. Tonight’s arena has every seat sold out. Can’t wait!!

Let’s get ready for Bark in the Park this summer in Everett with the Aquasox! 6/10 7/22 8/26 Let’s go!!!

Nothing like real life to distract from your fantasy efforts.

Pay attention Washington Don’t let the hate spread to your communities

One Seahawk offensive lineman this year was paid more than our kicker Jason Myers. After watching the playoffs I can’t understand a successful NFL franchise not valuing a top o-line. Hey Seahawks you should be watching these games also.

Did the Giants really prioritize Daniel Jones over Saquon Barkley??? Are the Giants (a professional sports organization in arguably the most important city in the USA) the worst run NFL team right now?? Just embarrassing.

After watching Saquon I think they should sing Run Eagles Run!!

More consensus rankings have been added to the TDG Donation sheet: - Top 80+ Third Basemen - Top 100+ FYPD Rankings It's good stuff. A $15 donation gets you spreadsheet access and a $20 donation gets you early access and an invite to our Discord!! 🦕 ⚾ 🦖

2025 in a nutshell…

I'm thrilled to announce that our annual ALS Fundraiser PITCHCON begins January 30th! #PitchCon is a four-day online baseball conference hosting over 40 panels and presentations from 100+ baseball analysts. 44 Hours of baseball. Here's what you can expect at PitchCon '25 🧵

Come say hi to us at the Silvertips game here in Everett.

Please Mariners. Do the right thing. That could block out the sun.

This is the best $20 you will spend for your offseason prep.

Fern is unimpressed with this game so far.

Like magic when I sit to watch the Hawks (or any tv)…

Someone’s been sleeping in my bed.

Working the Silvertips game again tonight.

Hard to take an article seriously about the M’s trading Castillo when the return is Lamonte Wade Jr. -Similar age -No glove -Bat isn’t consistent -5.1 WAR total the last four seasons. No thank you.

Coming up with New Year's resolutions? How about winning the 2025 TGFBI! You can register for TGFBI at tgfbi.com/home/sign-up/ or TGFBI Satellites at tgfbi.com/satellite-le.... Sign ups run through the end of January.