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samfromonline.bsky.social
confused, gay, terminally online 📍brooklyn 📸@samfromonline
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only frowning because my new rug won't stop shedding

xmas dopamine pls

stereotypically good at this

browsing fcf during my team's secret santa feeling like I got all the gifts 🥰

No company holiday party this year AND they cut our gym benefit by half 🫠🫠

still have far too many overwatch hours across the last like 8 years...

portrait mode

Rosegold is the truck nuts of electronics

gm

Everybody's masc until it's time to slide down the bench

a family of little attention whores 🥰

Haven't been able to recover since my trainer told me that my right arm is bigger than my left :(

Okay serious question... are you supposed to moisturize your junk?

thinking about hard pivoting to cat only content

love my son

Luigi’s Mentions

My dad is from Italy btw

Biden has the possibility to issue the actual funniest pardon

Deeply conflicted that he is both hot and anti-esports :(

One thing about me is that I'm really good under oath. Subpoena me for your next civil suit. 😌

I think I'm supposed to post a hot pic

okay Denver guys are collectively very hot