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RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft
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Hi, pardon me, hello: mass protest in the face of fascism is a great idea and in fact the only thing that works to actually combat it. anyone saying otherwise is an idiot. sorry, i cannot anymore with this shit. do the fucking reading!

matchin this tall gal

NOT BAD

supporting jk rowling is funding transphobic legislation.

figured it out, don’t worry I’m gonna Have That Shit On 🫡

just realized I’m gonna have bright green tour hair at the AMAs ceremony😩 how tf do I build a red carpet outfit around that

Today is a double-voting day for the AMAs so I’m reminding you one more time that you can vote for Hazbin Hotel *daily* thru May 15! Thanks so much!

Burning questions? Ask em on Tara’s post! ⤵️

🚨✋ SO as you might know, the Hazbin Hotel S1 Soundtrack has been nominated for the AMAs. This is a *fan-voted* award, so YOU guys have the power to make us win! You can vote **EVERY DAY** at VoteAMAs dot com AND by commenting #SoundtrackHazbinHotel on the AMA's voting IG post.

Vegas was nuts and I’m wiped the fuck out but thanks so much to all who came and got prints and songbooks, and came to our Saturday show!

Let’s do this @lvlupexpo.bsky.social

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

i know it's been said many times but i really can't get over how transphobia literally rots people's brains until they're slobbering and obsessed with gametes and chromosomes and don't realize how insane they sound. it's like a zombie virus

Fuck JK and Fuck the UK Supreme Court.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1947

ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"

about 90% of culture war grievances is literally just people with nothing happening in their lives getting mad that other people are not as unhappy as they are

Being American rn does sometimes sorta feel like playing a quick time event in a game where you’re waiting to hit the ‘pack it up and bounce’ button at the little green zone between the rapid encroach of fascism vs the logistical and financial difficulty of emigrating!

what do I wear to my concert at Weebcon?

A while back I asked to get verified on TikTok and was told that they wouldn’t do it while I had this profile pic and asked me to change it. Anyway I’m still not verified and it’s still my profile pic. love wins.

just wanna say that if you’re the person who gave me a Beyblade at Galaxycon Richmond, my son and I just unwrapped it and played with it together so I’m putting out into the universe that, while I will happily accept your fan art and bracelets, I will also VERY enthusiastically appreciate beyblades

As a great man once said