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samkochman.bsky.social
Welcome to ✨Sam’s Klub✨ NYC based comic. Aiming to amass enough followers that Sam’s Club (with a C) sends a cease & desist🕺
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#rfkjr #politics #joke

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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, played by Kate McKinnon

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Good Morning…. Morning….Mourning.

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Airport rules are officially in effect #trump #politics #joke #comedy #weed

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Vibes on TikTok are feelin weirddddd

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

No TikTok is maybe natural adderall? My brain is so quiet (I’m also on a full dose of adderall) #tiktokban

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments

Umm probably closer to 1.5 pounds now, Chewy!

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Republicans are “against abortion” but they were all pretty supportive of aborting TikTok. Late term. 5 years old. Post birth abortion. #tiktokban

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Anyone else get the best sleep in a long time last night? Maybe scrolling tiktok til I pass out every night isn’t ideal behavior #tiktokban

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

Just remembered rednote exists!!!!

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Ok I’m actually starting to think someone should have taken tiktok away from me sooner. #tiktokban

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

The sudden loss of audience…I finally understand Dianne Feinstein and Mitch McConnell. In other words, I guess we can all understand why no one in our government retires til they die. #tiktokban

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Let’s be clear: the whole thing is a con. TikTok could’ve kept the app rolling on Sunday but by shutting down & mentioning Trump, he gets to be the savior. One of many examples of companies & billionaires bowing down. It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾

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How the fuck does one go viral on this app? #tiktokban

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Wonder what I’ll do with all my free time tomorrow #tiktokban

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No doubt in my mind part of Trump’s agreement to “find a solution” with TikTok was forcing them to actually go dark tonight so he could present himself as the hero. Wouldn’t hit as hard if they didn’t go dark. Gross.

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UGH

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Ok my new plan is to treat Bluesky like Facebook status updates back in the day. Buckle the fuck up.

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

My apartment and brain are both so quiet without tiktok….. I forgot what thoughts were. This is a revelation.

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

I am SAD. Miss u already TikTok

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

Someone lock my windows

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

My resting heart rate is above 115bpm right now because I’m feverishly scrolling tiktok trying to squeeze out every second of scrolling til it goes dark. It’s like they’re sending me to detox and I won’t put down the bottle #tiktok #joke

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

Is it possible Snoop has just been so high since November that he thinks he’s performing at Kamala’s inauguration on Monday? #snoopdog #snoop #inauguration

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I started loving football once I realized the players were just giant brain injured toddlers. I love those lil boys #nfl #chiefs #football

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

When I told you I was about to start relentlessly posting on Bluesky I bet you didn’t expect a full stream of consciousness. If I have to live with my thoughts, so do you 🕺

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The only reason I don’t have an OF is because if I didn’t make A TON of money, my ego would never recover.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Can I go into a cryogenic freezer for 4 years? Asking for a friend #politics #weed #joke #comedy

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SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT!!! #comedy #comedian #joke #politics

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Last season Taylor Swift would show up to Arrowhead like “I’m not trying to take up space, just here to watch the game” and this year she shows up like “first of all, I fucking belong here. Second of all, I’m going to steal your fucking wife.” #taylorswift #traviskelce #arrowhead

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Should my Bluesky be exclusively for abortion jokes? #joke #comedian #abortion #comedy

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Anyone else? #abortion #joke #comedian

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Trump left office during Covid and will retake office just in time for the bird flu. The universe has an excellent sense of humor (we’re all toast)

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment