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Domingo at the ED

in the tub at 330am because i’m still in excruciating pain. Nobody wants this. never in my life have I felt this much pain for over two weeks

Facebook is now a complete cesspool of bots and fake accounts. I know, I KNOW it wasn’t great for a long time. but now it’s not even salvageable

my fave Far Side cartoon changes on an almost daily basis:

I’ve missed a lot of you for so long

Hi. I started beef stew in the crock pot bc I woke up wanting some. Good morn 🌞

What’s up?

I'm just an artist looking to connect & share my work! Hello new friends. 👋

me when I see an absolute WAGON 🍑

going to get circumcised at Claire's.

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

Most Palone

yes childbirth is painful but have you ever had a teething infant ever chomp down on your nipple with their razor sharp baby teeth?

@sammisativa.bsky.social your legacy lives on