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🏳️‍⚧️She/her🏳️‍⚧️ 31 Pinsetter mechanic Probably playing Runescape like a cool kid Runescape and osrs: samheitz44 feel free to add me💚💚
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Concerned citizens have raised potential issues of "Trans players pretending to be cis to get easy records" but Dionysius assured us that thorough testing was in place to prevent this: "We simply present them with Margaret Thatcher's grave. No trans player can resist the urge to piss on it."

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Oh goodie a weekend of boymoding at a bachelor party glad I'm driving three hours for this shit

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We are clean on opsec I tell my fellow cabinet secretaries as I crush my dick in a hydraulic press on a live stream, I was confirmed by the senate 98-2

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On the one hand i should stop playing runescape so late when i have to work in the morning but on the other hand skilling is the best and I have no self control

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Ooooooooohhhhhh fuck I'm drunk, I love working at a bar

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I love how my wardrobe is a combination of old lady, butch lesbian, and ridiculous things to wear bowling

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Finally feeling better? In a good mood? My birthday is this weekend!? Everything's coming up millhouse!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I play runescape on company time.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to start hormones but I have to save up to get my wisdom teeth removed because they're starting to cause problems. Being poor sucks 😩

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to stop being sick now

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Boop

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I completely forgot that they were remastering Oblivion. I guess I won't be going outside much this summer

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I need the bottom surgery that turns my dick into a theremin

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

so in 2014 Waffle House released a employee training video that made me fucking lose my mind so here's the important bits in 2 min here's how to Pull Dropmark

submitted 17 days ago • 41 comments