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sammywithawhy.bsky.social

It/they/she/he in that order 33 Pink twink dog Somewhere in Brooklyn Robot enjoyer Part time flesh merchant Full time bone-rider 🔞

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Y'all

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Losing my absolute mind at today's episode of Gquuuuuux and if I don't get a high grade of the thing we all saw in the next-episode preview I am going to descend into a fit of madness so upsetting amd so complete it'll make The Yellow Wallpaper look like some baby bitch bull shit

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Gquuuuuux episode 6 spoilers below:

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

The gender politics of the world of Dark Souls are almost always shown rather than told except for that one time that DS3's character creator pretty much just says outright in a blurb that Carim doesn't take women seriously and I get a chuckle out of that.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I just gotta beat Bloodborne before work real quick ok

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Guess what fuckin day it is kings and queen and other things

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

transplant (only understood the inherent lesbianism of the mech-pilot-handler relationship after playing armored core six)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Tom Petty voice: "he was an American pope"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Idk who needs to hear it but @sammywithawhy.bsky.social and I are NOT the same person, we don't even look remotely similar.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This what dating me is like

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I'll never be a bird girl my bones are too dense

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Through finally taking on the hard work of therapy, getting medicated, kicking booze, facing hard realities with my partners and with myself, I've also learned this: We don't have to make things harder for ourselves. It's okay to put a few levels into your health bar at Bloodborne's endgame.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Y'all tell us, I'm gonna be browsing grindr for someone hairy, scary, and full of larry

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Today is the only day you can repost this:

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

🤑dis🤑 ⚡️C🍁RGE⚡️ 💧⚡️💧

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, boss. Yeah it's me. I can't come in today. Yeah. Yeah on account of Larry again. Thanks man, I'll be there tomorrow, don't sweat.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

concealer?! i would never, i'm so proud of her

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I just posted and not five seconds I heard my wife exlaimed "STOP" from the other side of the apartment This is what marriage should look like.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Cummy the Cable Guy making a guest appearance on hit podcast Larrytown

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Just had to kiss my wife to get them to stop referring to cum as "Larry"

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The current guitarist of Steely Dan owes me 300 bucks. True story.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Hellscape

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I got the "instant etymology" autism. -Fighting Vicar Laurence in Bloodborne - call him Larry -get one shot -"aw I got larried" -"he larried all over me" -cum=Larry -I'm a Larrydump

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My wife doesn't like it when I call cumshots "getting larried" 😤

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Cmon man I don't WANT thr compulsion to reinstall Dark Souls 3

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah i read scripture

submitted 16 days ago • 133 comments

Yall think estrogen could have fixed King Vendrick?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I want the HRT than turns me into a shambling horror of eyes and hands ok

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Lesbua b b

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It only takes nearly nearly losing a thumb while cutting bones in half with the bandsaw one time for folx to start saying stuff like "please be careful while cutting bones in half with the bandsaw" and "is your thumb okay"

Y'all

Losing my absolute mind at today's episode of Gquuuuuux and if I don't get a high grade of the thing we all saw in the next-episode preview I am going to descend into a fit of madness so upsetting amd so complete it'll make The Yellow Wallpaper look like some baby bitch bull shit

Gquuuuuux episode 6 spoilers below:

The gender politics of the world of Dark Souls are almost always shown rather than told except for that one time that DS3's character creator pretty much just says outright in a blurb that Carim doesn't take women seriously and I get a chuckle out of that.

I just gotta beat Bloodborne before work real quick ok

Guess what fuckin day it is kings and queen and other things

transplant (only understood the inherent lesbianism of the mech-pilot-handler relationship after playing armored core six)

Tom Petty voice: "he was an American pope"

Idk who needs to hear it but @sammywithawhy.bsky.social and I are NOT the same person, we don't even look remotely similar.

This what dating me is like

I'll never be a bird girl my bones are too dense

Through finally taking on the hard work of therapy, getting medicated, kicking booze, facing hard realities with my partners and with myself, I've also learned this: We don't have to make things harder for ourselves. It's okay to put a few levels into your health bar at Bloodborne's endgame.

Y'all tell us, I'm gonna be browsing grindr for someone hairy, scary, and full of larry

Today is the only day you can repost this:

🤑dis🤑 ⚡️C🍁RGE⚡️ 💧⚡️💧

Hey, boss. Yeah it's me. I can't come in today. Yeah. Yeah on account of Larry again. Thanks man, I'll be there tomorrow, don't sweat.

concealer?! i would never, i'm so proud of her

I just posted and not five seconds I heard my wife exlaimed "STOP" from the other side of the apartment This is what marriage should look like.

Cummy the Cable Guy making a guest appearance on hit podcast Larrytown

Just had to kiss my wife to get them to stop referring to cum as "Larry"

The current guitarist of Steely Dan owes me 300 bucks. True story.

Hellscape

I got the "instant etymology" autism. -Fighting Vicar Laurence in Bloodborne - call him Larry -get one shot -"aw I got larried" -"he larried all over me" -cum=Larry -I'm a Larrydump

My wife doesn't like it when I call cumshots "getting larried" 😤

Cmon man I don't WANT thr compulsion to reinstall Dark Souls 3

Yeah i read scripture

Yall think estrogen could have fixed King Vendrick?

I want the HRT than turns me into a shambling horror of eyes and hands ok

Lesbua b b

It only takes nearly nearly losing a thumb while cutting bones in half with the bandsaw one time for folx to start saying stuff like "please be careful while cutting bones in half with the bandsaw" and "is your thumb okay"

I'm a single issue voter: On a steel horse: you ride?

I've done a lot of things in this life but I've never peed in my own butt