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It/they/she/he in that order 33 Pink twink dog Somewhere in Brooklyn Robot enjoyer Part time flesh merchant Full time bone-rider 🔞
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Hey England am I doing it right Is this what does it for you

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One of my besties is in vacation in Japan.

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I've been awake for 20 hours who want me

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Hi England I'm, well You know 👉👉

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When I get to England I'm gonna eat so much flesh of the bread animal

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I'm I'm go I'm go england

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Soon I will England

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If I'm not strong enough to fold a twink in half like a lawn chair by summer I'm going back to being a bottom

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I shall now forever cherish the memory of the exact moment credits rolled on Char's Counterattack and a guy next to us in the theater loudly declared "I'm confused as FUCK right now bro" followed by the opening riff of Beyond the Time followed by "First of all, is he DEAD?"

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Emotionally preparing to see Char's Counterattack by calling a younger woman mommy.

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if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder, you may be eligible for emotional compensation

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

[If the DS2 protagonist was a puppy girl] "Bearer of the Curse, seek bones."

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Rock opera concept: Mobile Suit Gundam: Cher's Counterattack

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Oh won't somebody please put me in The Device

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I don't think the torment nexus should be I'm the hands of the state or major corporations but I do think DIY and artisinal Torment Nexi are fine for like, consensual kinke use, yknow?

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Up before the sun, who even needs the man-chicken

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Happy Suletta Sunday!!!

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Wait my scrambled egg brain coasts HOW much rn?!

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[Sips delta9-laced non-alcoholic wine] "So basically as series both Dark Souls and Dragon's Dogma are fundamentally treatises on the harm Joseph Campbell inflicted on the fabric of our collective concious and thus - consecutively - our material reality; the Dark Soul and the God's Bane each each r-"

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I want the tiny home people to get over their cultural biases and just get a trailer

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

As I gaze in awe and love and with great hope upon this new offshoot path of The Universal Century, a thought lingers somewhere in the stagnant core of my mind: "We're never getting a Crossbone Gundam anime"

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ppl love to be like "ooo daddy issues, she wants to have sex with her dad" and it's like, no. that's not true. I want to have sex with someone pretending to be my dad.

submitted 16 days ago • 21 comments

I just think dogs should be allowed to operate as squads of MA-08 Big Zams

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

More like Chronicles of Rigid Dick: Escape From Butcher Gay, amirite?

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I'm ready to "receive some beef" if ya know what I mean

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

War were declared

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Sitting the quuuuuuux chair watching Challia Bull please her man (me)

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oh hey is anyone hiring junior web devs remote or nyc area? krystal has a couple of nifty projects to show off (an in-browser synthesizer!) and she'd be a great addition to your team :)

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Work at 7am what the heck this isn't what dogs were supposed to do This isn't chase car This isn't bark at cat This is go looking for bones tho so I'll take it

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